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11/01/2025

Prohibition banned alcohol. Grape farmers were going bankrupt. Then someone created a "legal" brick with one genius warning label: "Do NOT turn this into wine."
January 17, 1920
The 18th Amendment took effect at midnight, and suddenly, producing, selling, or transporting alcohol anywhere in the United States became illegal.
Bars closed. Breweries shut down. Distilleries went dark.
And in California's wine country, thousands of grape farmers faced financial ruin.
The Grape Farmers' Crisis
Before Prohibition, California's vineyards supplied wine across America. Grapes were one of the state's most profitable crops.
Then, overnight, it became illegal to make wine.
Farmers watched their vineyards—cultivated over generations—become worthless. Grapes rotted on the vines. Families who'd been in the wine business for decades faced bankruptcy.
Some farmers tore out their vines and planted other crops. Others tried to pivot to table grapes or raisins, but the market was already saturated.
The government had destroyed an entire industry with a single amendment.
But American farmers weren't about to go down without a fight.
The Loophole
Here's the thing about Prohibition: the law was written by people who didn't think it through.
The Volstead Act—the law that enforced the 18th Amendment—banned the manufacture and sale of "intoxicating liquors."
But it included a strange exception: households could produce up to 200 gallons per year of "non-intoxicating fruit juice" for personal consumption.
The lawmakers meant this to allow families to make apple cider or grape juice.
But some clever grape farmers in California read that exception and saw opportunity.
What if you sold concentrated grape juice that technically wasn't wine... but could become wine if someone accidentally left it in their cupboard?
The Wine Brick
By 1921, California farmers had developed a product they called "wine bricks" or "grape bricks."
They took fresh grape juice and concentrate, compressed it, and formed it into a solid brick about the size of a pound of butter. The brick could be shipped and stored without refrigeration.
The instructions on the package said: "Dissolve this brick in one gallon of water to make grape juice."
Perfectly legal. Just grape juice.
But then came the warning label—and this is where it got genius.
The Warning
The label on the wine brick read something like this:
"WARNING: After dissolving the brick in a gallon of water, do NOT place the liquid in a jug away in the cupboard for twenty days, because then it would turn into wine."
Read that again.
It's a warning... that's actually complete instructions for making wine.
Don't put it in a jug. (Put it in a jug.)
Don't put it in the cupboard. (Put it in the cupboard.)
Don't leave it for twenty days. (Leave it for twenty days.)
Because then it would turn into wine. (Then it will turn into wine.)
Some versions were even more specific:
"Do NOT add yeast or sugar, and do NOT store in a warm place, as this will cause fermentation."
Translation: Add yeast and sugar. Store it somewhere warm. Let it ferment.
The Brilliance
This wasn't just clever—it was legally bulletproof.
Federal agents couldn't arrest you for selling grape concentrate. It wasn't alcohol.
They couldn't arrest you for the warning label. You were explicitly telling people NOT to make wine.
And they couldn't arrest home consumers, because the Volstead Act specifically allowed people to make "non-intoxicating fruit juice" at home. If that juice happened to ferment... well, accidents happen.
The wine brick companies were warning people about fermentation. What more could they do?
The Market Explodes
Wine bricks became phenomenally popular.
Brands like "Vine-Glo," "Fruit Industries," and "California Grape Concentrate" appeared in stores across America. Some came in different varieties—Burgundy, Claret, Muscatel—each with helpful warnings about what type of wine you should definitely NOT make.
Hardware stores sold them. Drug stores sold them. You could order them from catalogs.
California vineyards that had been dying suddenly couldn't keep up with demand. Farmers planted more grapes. The industry roared back to life.
All technically legal.
The Instructions Get More Detailed
As wine bricks became more popular, the "warnings" got absurdly specific.
Some included:

"Do NOT keep at 70-75 degrees, the ideal temperature for fermentation"
"Do NOT use an airlock or fermentation trap"
"Do NOT let it sit for exactly 21 days"
"Do NOT bottle it afterward, as this would create wine"

One company sold "Vine-Glo" kits that included not just the grape brick, but also:

A jug (for NOT making wine in)
A cork (for NOT sealing your definitely-not-wine)
Detailed charts showing what temperature to NOT store it at
Warnings about what type of water to NOT use

It was like IKEA instructions for winemaking, disguised as warnings.
The Authorities Were Furious
Federal Prohibition agents knew exactly what was happening. They weren't stupid.
But what could they do? The bricks weren't alcohol. The labels explicitly warned against making wine. And home fermentation was technically legal under the Volstead Act's fruit juice exception.
They tried to shut down manufacturers for "conspiracy to violate Prohibition laws," but judges kept dismissing cases. Selling grape concentrate wasn't illegal. Warning people not to ferment it wasn't illegal.
Some agents tried to argue that the warnings were "coded instructions," but that was nearly impossible to prove in court.
Meanwhile, Americans were making wine in their cupboards by the millions of gallons.
The Irony
Here's the beautiful absurdity: Prohibition was supposed to reduce alcohol consumption.
Instead, it turned an entire nation into amateur winemakers.
Before Prohibition, most Americans bought wine from professionals. The wine was regulated, taxed, and produced safely.
After Prohibition, millions of Americans were fermenting grape bricks in their cupboards with zero oversight. Some of it was good. Some of it was terrible. Some was probably dangerous.
But people were drinking more wine during Prohibition than before, thanks to wine bricks.
The law had created exactly what it was trying to prevent.
The End of Prohibition
Prohibition lasted thirteen years—1920 to 1933. By the time it was repealed, most Americans agreed it had been a disaster.
It hadn't stopped drinking. It had created organized crime. It had filled prisons with non-violent offenders. It had turned ordinary citizens into criminals.
And it had made grape farmers very creative.
When the 21st Amendment repealed Prohibition in 1933, wine bricks disappeared almost immediately. Why ferment grape concentrate in your cupboard when you could just buy actual wine again?
But for thirteen years, wine bricks kept California vineyards alive and Americans happily drinking.
All because someone had the brilliant idea to put instructions on a package and call them warnings.
The Legacy
Wine bricks are now a beloved piece of Prohibition folklore—a symbol of American ingenuity, stubbornness, and the futility of trying to legislate morality.
They prove that when you make something illegal, people don't stop wanting it. They just get creative.
The government said: "No wine."
Farmers said: "Here's a brick. Whatever you do, don't turn it into wine."
Americans said: "Oops."
And that's how a warning label became the most popular recipe in America.

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The word “buttload,” often used colloquially to mean “a large amount,” actually has roots in old English wine measurement systems.

A “butt” was a real unit used to measure large quantities of liquid, especially wine or ale, during medieval times and into the early modern era.

One butt equals two hogsheads, and each hogshead typically holds 63 gallons (in the imperial system), making a butt exactly 126 gallons.

This unit was most commonly used in England and parts of Europe, especially in reference to shipping and storing wine, beer, and other liquids in wooden casks or barrels.

These massive barrels were known as butts (yes, that’s the actual term), and they often appeared in old taverns and ships’ cargo.

Today, the term survives mostly as slang or humor — “a buttload of something” — but it does in fact originate from a formal measurement that once held legal and commercial significance.

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