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Secret Aardvark Trading Company

Our mission? World domination!

06/22/2025

06/20/2025

New collab just dropped!
Meet your summer sidekick: Spicy Paloma 🍊🔥
We teamed up with Portland Syrups to bring you a citrusy, spicy-sweet beverage concentrate that’ll be your summerer obsession.
Add it to sparkling water, tequila, or whatever’s in your cup — we don’t judge.
Now available online. Link in bio. Let’s get sippin’!

06/17/2025

Meet BuffaDill 🔥
Buffalo heat + pickle punch = pure chaos for your tastebuds. The brine, the tang, the perfect kick — it’s kind of ridiculous how good this is.

👉 Available now at secretaardvark.com

And if you’re local — come hang with us TONIGHT at the Portland Pickles game! ⚾

We’ll be slingin’ samples, bringing the heat, and living that full pickle fantasy. Don’t miss it.

12/04/2024

🚨 The secret’s out! 🚨

Say hello to your new favorite mealtime MVPs: Spicy Mayo Aardvark Habanero Spread 🌶️ and Serrabanero Ranch Spicy Dressing & Dip 🥗.

Spicy Mayo: Bold, creamy, and irresistibly spicy—perfect for burgers, sandwiches, fries, or sushi.

Serrabanero Ranch: Ranch… but with a spicy twist! Drizzle it, dip it, or dress it up—ideal for salads, wings, nacho fries, and more.

Ready to shake up your meals? Grab these saucy game-changers now at secretaardvark.com!

Which one are you trying first? Drop your pick in the comments 👇👇

10/30/2024

Who needs candy when you have hot sauce? 🔥👻

10/18/2024

🎉 Join Us for Secret Aardvark's 20th Anniversary Party! 🎉

We’re thrilled to invite you to celebrate 20 years of the Flavor That Kicks You In The Mouth! Come party with us on November 9th at Landmark Saloon in Portland. Doors open at 6 PM.

Indulge in an Aardvark-inspired food menu, enjoy drinks, and enter raffles for a chance to win some exciting prizes! Plus, meet Scooter himself!

🎶 Enjoy live music from Silver Lake 66 and Ashleigh Flynn & The Riveters!

Tickets are just $10, and each ticket includes a free bottle of Aardvark sauce! All proceeds from ticket sales will support our friends at Waggin’ Tales Search & Rescue.

Don’t miss out on this unforgettable celebration—grab your tickets today and let’s kick it together!

08/14/2024

Aardvark Reaper.... The heat intensity will wake up your tastebuds but won’t melt your face! Well, maybe just a little

05/23/2024

Hey Friends, we need your help! Our Instagram account was hacked. We are still working to recovery it but it’s an uphill battle.

Go give our new account a follow and it would be so amazing if you could engage with some posts by liking and commenting!

Thank you all!

05/08/2024

🌶️Shoutout to our amazing retailer, Red Hot Tiki! 🌴 Located in the heart of Gulfport, FL, this woman-owned and veteran-owned gem may be small in size (just 300 sq ft!), but it’s bursting with flavor! 🎉

Celebrating their lucky 13th anniversary, Red Hot Tiki is a true testament to passion and dedication. With nearly 1200 products packed into their cozy storefront, they’ve curated an eclectic selection that’s sure to spice up your life! 🔥

We’re honored to have our OG Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce and Serrabanero Green Hot Sauce grace the shelves of Red Hot Tiki. So if you’re in the area, be sure to swing by and show your support for local businesses! 🛍️ Can’t make it in person? No worries! Use our sauce locator to find a retailer near you and get your Aardvark fix. Let’s spread the love for small businesses together!

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Portland, OR

Telephone

+15033095030

Website

http://www.secretaardvark.com/

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