10/14/2026
My pet zebra who I keep in the apartment parking lot needs to be given zebra food. He needs to be tapered off humans, and onto zebra food. Some angry guy who got his arms eaten off came and headbutted me. I reported him to the police, and they were unsure if they should consider the guy “armed and dangerous”. Don’t even get me started on the guy in the wheelchair. Our world has gone crazy. If only Helen Keller were here to see what we’ve become…