Kittle Christmas Tree Farm

01/28/2026

How to rip out t-posts like a pro at Kittle Farm.

01/21/2026

Storm or Not, You Deserve Warmth! Due to the winter storm this weekend we are lowering the price of firewood down to $6 a bundle. (Does contain some Pine)

12/23/2025

Congratulations!! We are so happy that one of or customers won this giveaway!

12/21/2025

It’s late in the game. Do you want a tree, or do you want to sleep on the couch?
​We aren't saying you forgot... but we are saying Christmas is in like, 4 days.
​If you come down to Kittle Farm right now, we can still set you up with a beautiful fresh tree. You can tell your spouse it was "custom ordered" and took extra time to arrive. We’ll back you up.
​WE ARE STILL OPEN!
​🏃 Run, don't walk, to Kittle Farm!

12/19/2025

Stop trying to convince yourself that plastic "smells just as good."

We know it’s in the attic somewhere. It’s dusty, it’s missing three branches, and it smells like regrets and old cardboard! DO BETTER!

Look, it's getting late in the season. Your neighbors already have their lights up. They are judging your dark living room window.​ Kittle Christmas Tree Farm ] is OPEN TODAY. Come save Christmas before you have to buy the sad, Charlie Brown leftover tree from the gas station parking lot
​Come get a real tree that smells amazing so you’ll remember this Christmas forever. We have saws and we promise not to judge your tying-to-the-roof skills.
​⏰ Open until dark] today!
📍 949 Salem Valley rd Ringgold Ga 30736
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12/17/2025

🌲 THE "MY WIFE SAYS THESE HAVE TO GO" BLOWOUT! 🌲

Look, we love our trees. We really do. But at this point in the season, our Firs are starting to look at us expectantly, and frankly, they’re taking up all the space for next year's garden

ALL FIR TREES ARE 50% OFF!
That’s right. We’ve slashed prices faster than a lumberjack on a caffeine kick. You get a premium Fir; we get our sanity back. Everybody wins!

THE "WHY YOU NEED A TREE NOW" CHECKLIST:
* The "Procrastinator’s Special": Finally convince your family that you weren't "lazy," you were just "waiting for the best market value."
* Hide the Evidence: Did your cat already topple the first tree? Here’s a cheap replacement. We won't tell.
* The Forest Aesthetic: At these prices, buy five and turn your living room into an actual forest. Live your Bigfoot dreams.
* Smell-O-Vision: If your house currently smells like "wet dog and winter blues," a fresh Fir is the only cure.

THE DEALS ARE BARKING MAD:
A Fancy Fraser Fir | 50% LESS | You have to provide the car!

Location: Kittle Tree Farm 949 Salem Valley rd Ringgold Ga 30736
Hours: Until the trees start asking for rent.

> WARNING: Our trees are branching out. If you don't come get them, they might just start following us home. Please. Take one. Or three.

12/16/2025

“Why settle for a box store tree when you can have the full Christmas experience? Kittle Christmas Tree Farm is OPEN today, 9 to dark, with plenty of trees and holiday cheer. Bring the kids, bring the grandparents, bring the dog — we’ve got room for everyone. Skip the box store and come make your Christmas tree part of the tradition!

🎄✨ Late to the Tree Game? We’ve Got You Covered! ✨🎄
Think you missed the Christmas tree rush? Not at Kittle Christmas Tree Farm! While the box stores are down to sad, skinny leftovers, we’re still OPEN — with rows of fresh, full trees waiting for you.
🌲 Our trees are so plentiful, even procrastinators look like planners.
🕘 Open 9 AM until dark — because holiday magic doesn’t punch a time clock.
Don’t let being “late to the game” mean settling for a boxed‑up tree. Come out today, grab a real one, and make this Christmas un‑tree‑gettable.
Kittle Christmas Tree Farm — still plenty of trees, still plenty of joy.

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12/14/2025

🎄 "Baby it's cold outside.... but our trees will be cozy inside your living room,"
I mean it's so cold even Frosty called in sick
But guess what? We're still open! ❄️

Cold hands, warm hearts, and plenty of trees. So bring your mittens and leave with memories.

🌲 Trees so fresh they practically hum Christmas carols.
🥶 Holiday cheer strong enough to warm your frozen grin.
☕ Cocoa so hot it could power Rudolph’s nose through New Year’s.

So layer up, laugh at the chill, and come grab a tree that’s cooler than the weather but warmer than your holiday spirit.

Cold winds= warm traditions!

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12/12/2025

🎄✨ **Kittle Christmas Tree Farm is OPEN TODAY!** ✨🎄

We’re looking forward to seeing all our customers—because honestly, the trees are tired of staring at each other.

🌲 Pick the one that makes your living room look like a Christmas movie set.
☕ Sip cocoa that’s sweeter than grandma’s holiday gossip.
🕘 Open **9 AM until dark**—because even Santa clocks out eventually.

✨ Come on out—we can’t wait to see you wrestle that tree into your car!

12/07/2025

🎄☕ **Come get you a tree & cocoa TODAY at Kittle Christmas Tree Farm!** 🎄☕

🌲 Trees so fresh they’ll make your living room smell like Christmas magic.
☕ Cocoa so sweet it could make the Grinch smile.
🕘 Open **9 AM until dark**—holiday cheer is best enjoyed now.

✨ Your perfect tree + your perfect cocoa = one perfect holiday tradition.

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12/06/2025

🎄🤣 **Kittle Christmas Tree Farm – Trees for Days!** 🎄

Looking for a Christmas tree? We’ve got more trees than Santa’s sleigh has mileage — and they’re all waiting for you.

🌞➡️🌙 **Open 9 to Dark**
Because nothing says “holiday tradition” like picking a tree while racing the sunset.

🎅 **At Kittle, you’ll find:**
- Fresh trees so full they make your ornaments feel skinny 🌲
- Wreaths that turn your front door into the neighborhood show‑off ✨
- Holiday cheer that sticks harder than glitter 🎁

⚠️ New Joke: Our trees are so plentiful, even Rudolph needs GPS to find the exit. 🦌📍

🎄 **Plenty of trees. Plenty of laughs. Plenty of reasons to visit.**

**Kittle Christmas Tree Farm — open daily, 9 to dark.**

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12/01/2025

🎄 **Kittle Christmas Tree Farm – Still Plenty of Trees Left!** 🎄

We had a weekend busier than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve. Families everywhere, cocoa flying off the counter, ornaments twinkling like Times Square.

But don’t worry — our trees didn’t disappear faster than socks in the dryer. We’ve still got plenty standing tall, waiting for you.

🌲 **Why stop by?**
- Trees so fresh they think “sap” is slang
- Wreaths that make your front door look like it finally dressed up for the holidays

🎁 **Dad Joke Guarantee:**
- Our trees are outstanding… in their field.
- Buying one is a *tree‑mendous* idea.
- And yes, they’re all *fir* real.

So grab the family, pile in the car, and come pick a tree before they start telling *pine‑ful* jokes themselves.

**Kittle Christmas Tree Farm**
Where the trees are evergreen, and the dad jokes never end.

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