Clumsy Goose Farm

09/02/2026

I’ve been mulling over a little farm secret for weeks 🍂

Introducing The Clumsy Goose Seasonal Wreath Collective—a super limited, four-part subscription brought to you straight from our fields! 🌾✨

Each drop features a bespoke indoor wreath crafted entirely from everlasting botanicals grown, harvested, and dried right here on the farm. Lovingly local, delightfully clumsy, and styled with our signature rustic charm, these pieces transition your home through nature’s natural rhythms all year long.

Here’s a peak at the four seasonal drops: 🍂 Fall Harvest (Mid-October) ❄️ Winter Solstice (Early December) 🌱 Early Spring (Early March) 🌾 High Summer (Early June)

✨ Bonus: Every box includes a companion seasonal scent element (think custom sachets, simmer pouches, or mini essential oil blends!) to complete the sensory vibe.

Because these are micro-batch creations tied to our small-farm yield, spots are extremely limited! Tap the link in our bio to reserve your spot before they’re gone! Spots are already filling up!

09/02/2026

I’ve been mulling over a little farm secret for weeks 🍂

Introducing The Clumsy Goose Seasonal Wreath Collective—a super limited, four-part subscription brought to you straight from our fields! 🌾✨

Each drop features a bespoke indoor wreath crafted entirely from everlasting botanicals grown, harvested, and dried right here on the farm. Lovingly local, delightfully clumsy, and styled with our signature rustic charm, these pieces transition your home through nature’s natural rhythms all year long.

Here’s a peak at the four seasonal drops: 🍂 Fall Harvest (Mid-October) ❄️ Winter Solstice (Early December) 🌱 Early Spring (Early March) 🌾 High Summer (Early June)

✨ Bonus: Every box includes a companion seasonal scent element (think custom sachets, simmer pouches, or mini essential oil blends!) to complete the sensory vibe.

Because these are micro-batch creations tied to our small-farm yield, spots are extremely limited! Tap the link in our bio to reserve your spot before they’re gone. 🤍

08/30/2026

Salem, MA.

08/28/2026

Farms are my favorite.

08/24/2026

Flowers from yesterday still look great so they’re on the stand at a discount to brighten your Monday!

08/23/2026

Last restock of the day. Open until dark.
28 Dutch Lane, Ringoes

Crescent dried floral wreaths
Flower cups
Bouquets
Fall summer pouches

08/22/2026

Turns out, even flower farmers fall victim to a classic case of over-compensation. 🌿😅

I’ve been deep in troubleshooting mode this week, playing backyard scientist to figure out a little hiccup with some recent stems. I think I’m finally getting close to nailing down the culprit, which means I’m taking it right back to basics to lock in the fix for the future!

Farming is 90% learning as you go, experimenting, and laughing off the plot twists. But your experience matters to me. If you picked up flowers recently and they didn’t quite live up to their usual staying power, please don’t hesitate to reach out and let me know.

Thank you so much for riding along with me on this wild little flower-growing journey—I appreciate your support more than you know! 🫶

08/22/2026

08/21/2026

Flowers, fall summer pouches, handmade wreath, farm merch. Stop on by!

08/20/2026

Witchy era? Consider us fully activated. 🌙

Channeling some serious cottage-core energy with these bespoke crescent wreaths.

Each one is hand made and totally unique with dried flowers from Clumsy Goose Farm and spices to draw in season.

Extremely limited quantities will be available this season. DM to reserve yours or stop by the farm stand before they vanish. ✨