06/06/2026
All set up here at Dark Market! 3 new sauces today! Lots of vendors, a food truck, and great beer! Come check it out!
GARLICKY GREEN: ($8) Serrano peppers and a ton of roasted garlic is what you’re in for with this sauce! It gives you that garlic kick and then the zesty tang of just the right amount of lime. Amazing flavor balanced with a mildly pleasant heat! If you’ve had my Premium Green before this sauce is basically that but with a higher heat level from the Serranos. Try it on anything but definitely a solid green for breakfast food, pizza, or anything you want to add a garlicky heat to. Estimated Scoville: 12,000
FORBIDDEN FRUIT: ($8) You should probably succumb to the temptation to try this sauce! Cherry Bomb peppers and tart green apples combine for a sudden but aloof tart sweetness followed by a mild but developing heat. If apples were good enough for Adam in the garden of eden then a bunch of green apples in a hot sauce won’t hurt anything right?!? Estimated Scoville: 11,000
SOL ORBIT 3: ($8) The name is just my nerdy way of saying that this sauce was fermented for just over a year!! Tabasco ferments there sauce for 3 years but I’ll get there someday. As for now, this is one of the longest ferment I’ve done. Jalapeno, Serrano, and Pineapple make up the bulk of this one! The pineapple gives this sauce a sweetness upfront, then a tartness from the lime juice, and the peppers come off as a mildly pleasant warmth. Estimated Scoville: 8,000
