10/14/2026
Your pumpkin choice says a LOT about your personality. 👀
And just so we’re clear… we ARE watching you pick out your pumpkins. 😂
WE WANNA KNOW… ARE YOU A, B, C, OR D?!
🤍 A. THE SNOWBALL — The High-Maintenance Sweetheart
You like everything clean, classy, and aesthetically pleasing. Your house smells like a $40 candle, your fall decorations are color-coordinated, and an orange pumpkin would absolutely ruin your front porch vibe. 💅🏼
💚 B. THE FAIRYTALE — The Indecisive One.
You can’t make a decision to save your life. You picked this pumpkin because it’s more than one color, so technically you didn’t have to choose. You’ve walked around the pumpkin patch for 45 minutes and asked your husband which one he likes at least six times. You’ve ignored every single one of his answers. 😂
🤎 C. THE GRIZZLY BEAR — The Hot Mess Express.
You saw a pumpkin covered in warts and thought, “That’s the one!” You appreciate a little character, don’t care what anybody thinks, and probably have 47 unfinished projects at home. 😂
🧡 D. THE CINDERELLA — The Main Character.
You didn’t come to the pumpkin patch to buy a pumpkin. You came to find THE pumpkin. You want big, beautiful, and dramatic. You’re the type to say, “I don’t need anything else,” then leave with $150 worth of fall decorations. 👸🏼
Drop your letter in the comments! 👇