Saint Agony Brewing Company

06/16/2026

📜 Message from the Church of St. Agony Brewing 📜

Attention, faithful members of the FLDS (Fun Loving Drinking Society)!

This Friday, June 19, the taproom pews will be empty as the clergy have been called away to fulfill an important baseball pilgrimage. Therefore, St. Agony Brewing Company will be closed Friday.

Fear not, brethren and sistren, for the doors of the sanctuary shall reopen:

🍺 **Saturday, June 20** — 4:00 PM to 9:00 PM
🍺 **Sunday, June 21** — 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM

And now for the good news...

The annual **Ascension of the Hops** is upon us! The bines are climbing heavenward at a miraculous pace, reaching for the promised land atop the trellis. The time has come for members of the congregation to **claim their sacred rope and choose a day to ascend the ladder of righteousness and help guide the hops to glory.**

Whether you're a seasoned Hop Apostle or a first-time disciple, there's a rope with your name on it.

Until then, may your innings be plentiful, your beer be cold, and your hops continue their journey toward the heavens.

**In Hops We Trust.** 🍻🌿
*The Management of St. Agony Brewing Company*

06/14/2026

🎨A Blessed Evening of Questionable Artistic Decisions

Last Friday, a faithful few gathered in the hallowed halls of **St. Agony Brewing Company** for our **Paint Your Partner Night**, and what a glorious congregation it was!

While the attendance may have been small, the laughter was abundant, the beverages were flowing, and the artistic interpretations were... generously inspired. Some portraits captured remarkable likenesses, while others may require a little faith and imagination to identify the subject.

A special blessing of gratitude goes out to **Becki's Craft Closet** https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61585703920557 for providing all the supplies, guidance, and encouragement needed to help our flock transform blank canvases into masterpieces—or at least memorable conversation pieces.

The evening proved once again that good friends, good beer, and a paintbrush can work miracles. We witnessed acts of creativity, devotion, and forgiveness as partners revealed their finished portraits to one another.

Thank you to everyone who joined us for this sacred exercise in art and patience. May your paintings find a place of honor on the wall, in the garage, or tucked safely away where future generations can appreciate your courage.

**Until next time, may your glasses stay full, your brush strokes stay bold, and your artistic sins remain forgivable.**

🍺🎨 *In Hops We Trust.* 🎨🍺

06/09/2026

Weather prophets are predicting a little extra wind this weekend, so if you find yourself being "called by the spirit," don't resist.

Whether you're blown in by divine intervention, a rogue gust from the Tetons, or simply the desire for a cold pint, the doors of St. Agony Brewing Company will be open and ready to receive the congregation. Come for the fellowship. Stay for the beer. If the wind carries you past the brewery, we consider that a sign.

06/07/2026

The Gospel According to St. Agony: Mountain Brewers Beer Fest Edition 🙏🍺

Dearly Beloved,

This weekend the faithful of St. Agony Brewing Company packed up our sacred kegs and traveled to the North American Brewers Association Mountain Brewers Beer Festival in Idaho Falls. We are pleased to report that:

The weather was heavenly.
The crowds were plentiful.
The beer was flowing.
And not a single loaf or fish was required to feed the masses.

A heartfelt thank you to everyone who stopped by our tent. Whether you came for a sample, stayed for a conversation, or returned three more times "just to make sure it still tasted good," we appreciate your dedication to the cause.

Special thanks to our volunteer beer apostles who spent the day spreading the good word one sample cup at a time. Your service ensured that no thirsty pilgrim was left behind. Without you, we'd have been performing miracles with far fewer hands!

Perhaps the greatest miracle of all was that this event helped support some incredible organizations doing great work throughout Eastern Idaho.

Hospice of Eastern Idaho
Portneuf Valley Bruisers
CYA Idaho
USSVI Incorporated
Breaking Boundaries Idaho
The Art Museum of Eastern

We are honored to have been part of a festival where good beer and good deeds were both on tap. Doing meaningful work in our communities is of utmost importance to us so we will raise a glass alongside organizations that make such a positive difference in Eastern Idaho.
By the end of the day:
🍺 The kegs were lighter.
🍺 Our feet were sore.
🍺 Our voices were gone.
🍺 And our hearts were full.
To everyone who attended, volunteered, organized, poured, sampled, laughed, and supported the festival—thank you.

Remember:

The road to salvation may be narrow, but the line for craft beer was considerably longer.

Peace be with you.
And also with brew.



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06/03/2026

05/28/2026

Sunshine, blue skies, and the unofficial beginning of summer are upon us… and thankfully, miracles still happen. 🍻☀️

After last weekend’s turnout, we just want to say THANK YOU to everyone who came out, raised a pint, and helped keep the spirit of fellowship (and fermentation) alive at [Saint Agony Brewing Company](https://www.saintagonybrewing.com

This weekend we’ll once again be gathering the faithful for cold beer, good company, and a little hop-filled salvation. Whether you’re fresh off the river, mowing the lawn, escaping graduation chaos, or just seeking refuge from yard work, our taps are ready for you.

Come bask in the beautiful weather and prepare your soul for summer officially arriving soon.

🍺 Regular Hours:
Friday & Saturday: 4–9 PM
Sunday: 4–6 PM

“Where two or three are gathered in beer… there shall good stories be told.”

See you at the taproom. Cheers and blessings upon your weekend. 🍻

05/22/2026

聖 The Gospel According to St. Agony Brewing Co.

Brethren and Sisters of the Suds,
As the holy season of "School's Out for Summer" fast approaches, we know many of you parents are preparing to enter your own literal wilderness of forty days and forty nights. Do not fear the impending chaos of your children being home full-time. St. Agony is here to offer sanctuary, salvation, and cold draft beer to keep your spirit afloat.

This upcoming Memorial Day weekend, we gather to honor the ultimate sacrifices made for our freedom. Let us remember that enjoying a cold pint in peace is a blessing we do not take for granted. Come raise a glass with us in gratitude during our holiday sanctuary hours: Friday: 4:00 PM – 9:00 PM Saturday: 4:00 PM – 9:00 PM Sunday: 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM

Finally, a special blessing upon the flock who attended our recent Sip & Paint night. We extend our highest praise and a divine thank you to the incredibly talented Becky from Becky's Craft Closet! Be sure to follow her artistic ministry, browse her amazing creations, and book your next creative awakening https://www.facebook.com/people/Beckis-Craft-Closet/61585703920557/
To those who boldly put brush to canvas: your creativity was a divine revelation. And to the faithful companions who came merely to "sip and watch" your friends struggle to paint a straight line: your ministry of moral support (and excellent beer drinking) did not go unnoticed. May your glasses be ever full, and your summer days be filled with mercy.
Amen. 🍻

05/10/2026

A huge shoutout and many blessings to Daisy Lane Bakery () for turning our beer into beautiful bread! 🍞🍺 Nothing says “holy craftsmanship” quite like fresh baked goodness made with local brew from St. Agony Brewing Company.

If you haven’t tried their breads and baked treats yet, you are seriously missing out on one of Idaho’s little miracles. From crusty artisan loaves to all the sweet goodies they create, everything they make is absolutely heavenly.

Be sure to look them up at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market every Saturday and support a local bakery. We’re honored to have our beer play a small part in something so delicious. 🙌

Beer into bread… honestly feels like we’re getting closer to sainthood every day. 🍺🍞

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05/08/2026

🌞🍺 **A MESSAGE TO THE CONGREGATION OF CRAFT BEER** 🍺🌞

The skies have parted, the sunshine has returned, and the sacred patio weather is finally upon us at [St. Agony Brewing Company]

This weekend we gather once again to celebrate the holy trinity of:

* Beautiful weather ☀️
* Cold beer 🍺
* Good people 🙌

And this Sunday, we raise a pint to all the amazing mothers out there — the saints who carried us, fed us, tolerated us, and occasionally threatened us with “just wait until your father gets home.” Mothers deserve miracles… so this Sunday all moms receive beers for just **$4.00**. 🍻💐

⏰ **Hours of Worship:**
Friday: 4–9
Saturday: 4–9
Sunday: 4–6

Come bask in the sunshine, fellowship with the congregation, and remember:

**“Blessed are the beer makers, for they shall inherit the patio.”** 🍺😇