09/04/2026
A WEEKEND MESSAGE FROM THE CHURCH OF ST. AGONY🍻
Greetings, congregation, sinners, saints, and those who only show up when they hear the words “new beer.”
The doors of St. Agony Brewing Company shall be open this weekend according to the following sacred schedule:
🙏 Friday: 4:00–9:00 PM —
Regular worship services will commence. Come confess your week over a properly poured pint.
🎂 Saturday: 5:00–9:00 PM —
We have a special private B-Day celebration from 4:00–5:00, so the congregation will be allowed back into the sanctuary at 5:00 PM. We apologize for the brief interruption in your regularly scheduled salvation.
🍺 Sunday: 4:00–6:00 PM** —
A short but holy opportunity to finish the weekend and prepare your soul for Monday.
🌿 THE HOPS HAVE BEEN PICKED! 🌿
Thanks to the mighty efforts of the St. Agony congregation and a few brave guests who apparently didn't realize they were signing up for manual labor in exchange for beer, the hops are officially harvested!
May your hands recover quickly, your backs forgive you, and your free beers have been worth the suffering. After all... no pain, no free pint.
🏺 MUG CLUB UPDATE: The Mug Club mugs are now safely resting in the cupboard, patiently waiting to be called into service and filled with their first holy offering. Their time is coming.
🌶️ COMING SOON: The Reckoning Hatch Chile Fire Roasted Ale is nearing the point of consumption! Prepare your taste buds for a little fire, a little flavor, and possibly a brief conversation with your maker.
🍺 And for those seeking something a little more heavenly, the new Belgium Ale (we need a name) is also almost ready to pour!
So gather your fellow sinners, saints, and drinking disciples and come see us this weekend.
The hops are picked. The mugs are waiting. The beer is almost ready.
The congregation is gathering.
And forgiveness may be optional...
…but another beer is highly encouraged. 🍻🙏