08/28/2026
🚨 FRIDAY HAS ARRIVED, SALUDA COUNTY! 🚨
Well folks… WE MADE IT. 😂
Hopefully y’all survived the week with your sanity, your paycheck, and at least some of your patience intact. If not, don’t worry—we’ve got coffee and food. We can work with that. 🤣
☕ FIRST STOP THIS MORNING: HOPE SPRINGS CAFE!
Angie is apparently not legally allowed to operate Big Betty until properly caffeinated, so we’re heading to Hope Springs Cafe first thing for some much-needed coffee. 😂 Angie might catch up with some paperwork, but knowing her, she’s going to end up running her mouth and making new friends. 🤷🏻♀️
Then…
🍗 THE LOADED BITE IS COMING TO TOWN FOR LUNCH! 🍗
And y’all KNOW Big Betty is ready to roll. BUT—we have a client meeting at 1:30, so our schedule is going to fill up quickly!
👉 GET THOSE ORDERS IN ASAP!
Don’t wait until lunchtime and then look at us like 👁️👄👁️ because we told you so. 😂
And speaking of The Loaded Bite…
Big Betty would LOVE to be able to eat human food. She really would. Cause those wings be smelling AHMAZING!
Unfortunately, she has been informed that wings are probably not a great choice for a vehicle’s gas tank. 🤦♀️🤣
Apparently, gasoline + wing sauce + ranch is “not how automobiles work.”
RUDE.
So YOU eat the wings. Big Betty will just sit outside and smell them while contemplating the unfairness of life. 😂
📲 📲 DELIVERY ORDERS: Please TEXT Angie your orders whenever possible! Sometimes that feral woman is juggling deliveries, client meetings, coffee, 47 Facebook Messenger conversations, and whatever other chaos the day throws at her. We REALLY don’t want to miss anybody, so texting is the best way to make sure your order gets seen! 💛 864-993-2373
And if you’re a new customer, PLEASE tell her who you are and where you’re ordering from. 😘 Angie is many things… a delivery driver, a business owner, a professional chaos coordinator…
…but a mind reader she is NOT. 😂
Happy Friday, y’all! 💛
Now go forth and caffeinate responsibly. ☕😂
— Big Betty 🚙💨
Professional delivery vehicle. Amateur wing enthusiast. 🍗🤣