985 Mini Ranchito

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985 Mini Ranchito Small family ranch taking care of you with any poultry, livestock and exotic needs! 🏡☮️🧑‍🌾👩‍🌾

🦙🤎 Meet Brown!Weaned male llama with zero shortage of personality 😂He’s cute, curious, and always ready to investigate w...
09/23/2026

🦙🤎 Meet Brown!

Weaned male llama with zero shortage of personality 😂

He’s cute, curious, and always ready to investigate whatever business is happening around him. 👀

Now he’s looking for greener pastures, whether that’s protecting the herd, joining a petting zoo, or simply being the resident llama celebrity. ⭐️

Basically… four legs, fluffy haircut, and absolutely no idea how adorable he is. 😂🦙🤎.

09/07/2026

When the bottle hits and suddenly nothing else in life matters. 😂🍼🦙

🥰🐑 Two little faces, two very different breeds!Same Same, but Different 😂 Can you guess who’s who? 👀👇Which one would you...
09/01/2026

🥰🐑 Two little faces, two very different breeds!
Same Same, but Different 😂
Can you guess who’s who? 👀👇

Which one would you pick? 😍
We are curious to see who everyone picks! 🥰🐑🐑

08/19/2026

“I’m not being dramatic.”

🚨 THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN… AND SOME OF Y’ALL WERE WILDLY WRONG 😂🦖Remember our last post where we asked you guys toGUESS ...
08/18/2026

🚨 THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN… AND SOME OF Y’ALL WERE WILDLY WRONG 😂🦖

Remember our last post where we asked you guys to

GUESS THE SPECIES? 👀

Well… time to reveal the answer.

🥁🥁🥁

OSTRICH CHICKS! 🐣🦤

Yes… THESE awkward little feathered giraffes are going to turn into giant ostriches. 😂

Right now they look like they’re still waiting for their character development to kick in.
Long legs
Long necks
Funny Zoomies
Absolutely NO idea what to do with themselves 😂

Some of you nailed the guess. 👏
Some of you were confidently wrong 😑
And some of you apparently need to spend a little more time at the ranch cause we crazy 🤪

But just wait… give these babies some time and they’re going from “look at the cute baby bird” to “WHY IS THERE A VELOCIRAPTOR RUNNING TOWARD ME?” 🦖💨 😳

Stay tuned for the growth updates because this is about to get BIG. 😎🔥

985 South Loop 1604 West, San Antonio TEXAS 78264

📱 📱 (210)810-5469 ☎️ 📱

🤫 NEW ARRIVAL… BUT I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS.Here are 3 clues:1️⃣ I start my life smaller than you’d expect.2️⃣ My ...
08/14/2026

🤫 NEW ARRIVAL… BUT I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS.

Here are 3 clues:

1️⃣ I start my life smaller than you’d expect.
2️⃣ My family tree goes back millions of years.
3️⃣ I have something I’ll never actually use the way you think I would. 😂

What’s coming to 985 Mini Ranchito? 👀

No cheating. For those of you that know already 😂
👇 Drop your guess!

🩶 Congo African Grey Baby 🩶Born June 10, 2026 🐣Hand-fed, sweet little DNA 🧬 Male , off to his next adventure!This cute l...
08/12/2026

🩶 Congo African Grey Baby 🩶

Born June 10, 2026 🐣
Hand-fed, sweet little DNA 🧬 Male , off to his next adventure!

This cute little one has officially found his new perch 🥰🦜 We’re so happy we could make it possible for one of our best clients right here in San Antonio! ❤️

From our ranchito to your home, good luck, little one! 🩶 We know you’re going to be very loved and spoiled!

Who else thinks African Greys are one of the smartest parrots around? 👀🧠🦜

🏡 985 Mini Ranchito
📍 985 South Loop 1604 West, San Antonio, TX 78264

You can only choose ONE… and the other two disappear forever. 😅 😭 (it’s just a game) ❤️ Sun Conure 💛 Golden Conure💚 Yell...
08/03/2026

You can only choose ONE… and the other two disappear forever. 😅 😭 (it’s just a game)
❤️ Sun Conure
💛 Golden Conure
💚 Yellow Head Amazon
Defend your choice in the comments! 👇

💙💛 WARNING: This handsome 5-year-old Blue & Gold Macaw may be a generational family member 🤪Blue & Gold Macaws can live ...
07/31/2026

💙💛 WARNING: This handsome 5-year-old Blue & Gold Macaw may be a generational family member 🤪

Blue & Gold Macaws can live 50–70 years, recognize the people they love, learn dozens of words, and even solve simple puzzles.

Now we need your help… 👇

What would YOU name him?
🏆 The funniest or coolest name wins bragging rights!

He knows a couple words from what we’ve heard when we hang out in the aviary, what do you think they could be? 😂 🤔

Tag someone who you know with one or would love one, one day. ❤️

985 S Loop 1604 W
San Antonio, TX 78264

📞 210-810-5469 📱 ☎️

Meet the Black-Headed Caique… better known as the “Clown Parrot!” 🤡 14 weeks old, these 2️⃣ little comedian being hand-f...
07/24/2026

Meet the Black-Headed Caique… better known as the “Clown Parrot!” 🤡

14 weeks old, these 2️⃣ little comedian being hand-fed while learning to enjoy solid foods. Full of personality, nonstop energy. Caiques are famous for hopping, rolling, playing, skating, and keeping everyone laughing. They truly earn the nickname the clowns of the parrot world

If this little feathered goofball makes you smile, drop a 🤡 or 🦜 in the comments and tell us your favorite parrot trick!

📍 985 S Loop 1604 W, San Antonio, TX 78264
📞 (210)810-5469

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985 SH-1604 Loop
San Antonio, TX
78264

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