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There Does Not Exist We questions space and time to invent distinctly curious, high quality b**rs that stand at the intersection of art, science, and imagination.

Friends! The SUN is clocked in, the Kölsch is cold, and this Sunday is looking mighty fine🌞$3.50 FULL pours of Sowing Th...
10/11/2026

Friends! The SUN is clocked in, the Kölsch is cold, and this Sunday is looking mighty fine🌞
$3.50 FULL pours of Sowing The Sun ALL DAY long. Pack a lunch, have a pizza party, or enjoy the classic liquid diet. A little liquid gold and a whole lotta reason to mosey on over. 🤘
Taproom opens at 12pm. Time to saddle up, friends!🤠

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10/08/2026

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EARTHLINGS! Just because the Radler Rodeo has ridden off into the sunset doesn’t mean the b**rs stop flowing, dude🤠We’re...
10/04/2026

EARTHLINGS! Just because the Radler Rodeo has ridden off into the sunset doesn’t mean the b**rs stop flowing, dude🤠
We’re keeping the good times rolling with our annual Sunday ritual. $3.50 FULL pours of Sowing The Sun ALL DAY long. If you find a better tastier b**r deal in town, we’d love to hear about it🌞
Taproom opens at 12pm. Come cool off, leave happy, and keep that Sunday spirit alive. See ya soon, cowboys🤘

The good times will be rolling, the wheels will be turning, the b**rs will be flowing and the charcoal will be burning🔥W...
10/02/2026

The good times will be rolling, the wheels will be turning, the b**rs will be flowing and the charcoal will be burning🔥
We’re saddling up with a new TDNE Radler Rodeo Stein package to keep those boots stomping, the b**rs pouring and that cowboy spirit alive! Available to purchase day of✔️
Tip your hat and let the good times ride, friends!🍻
See you tomorrow, pardner🤠

RR2026🤠See you Saturday, partner🤘
09/29/2026

RR2026🤠
See you Saturday, partner🤘

$3.50 Kölsch and Smashburgers with a side of Cosmic Sunday behavior🌞 Embrace all that is SOWING friends.Sowing The SUNda...
09/27/2026

$3.50 Kölsch and Smashburgers with a side of Cosmic Sunday behavior🌞 Embrace all that is SOWING friends.
Sowing The SUNday is here with our good friends Live Fast, EatGas as they get to smashing patties🍔 and as always, $3.50 FULL POURS of Kolsch until the well runs dry🍻
Taproom opens at 12pm. Patties hit the grill at 12:30pm. Come hungry, leave crispy🤘

RADLER RODEO is around the ol’ corner🤘 OCTOBER 3rd. The lederhosen’s are coming out🍻The annual cosmic hoedown is coming ...
09/24/2026

RADLER RODEO is around the ol’ corner🤘 OCTOBER 3rd. The lederhosen’s are coming out🍻
The annual cosmic hoedown is coming back to town and we wanna know…WHO’S READY? 👀
Start daydreaming friends…
P.S. We got Barbecue pulling up for this years feast🔥

HEAD TRIPPER • West Coast IPA • 7.1%Don’t TRIP! Head Tripper is a new, modern West Coast IPA, from the flower freaks at ...
09/22/2026

HEAD TRIPPER • West Coast IPA • 7.1%
Don’t TRIP! Head Tripper is a new, modern West Coast IPA, from the flower freaks at TDNE. Head Tripper is another “Modern” WCIPA, built with 100% Pilsner malt for a subtle body and the tiniest hint of malt sweetness, as a canvas for our ripping, hand selected, HOPS. Starting off with a HEAVY DOSE of Citra, Simcoe, and New Zealand Cascade in the whirlpool, we lay down the perfect blend of floral, tropical fruit, paired with a strong backbone of DANK TERPS. After a dry, dry, dry fermentation we stopped to smell the flowers, then absolutely annihilated the finished b**r with a dry hop of Mosaic, Simcoe, Simcoe Cryo, NZ Cascade, and Nectaron. This combination of domestics, and southern hemisphere heavy hitters, lays down the perfect flavor and aroma of dank pine, mango skin, sauvignon blanc, and uncle Terrys grass stash.
Freshly stocked cans in the taproom, flowing on draft, and currently cruising down the cosmic highway toward a watering hole in your neighborhood✔️
Can’t find the gold? No sweat, earthling. Hit the online order through our website and have it shipped straight to your stoop📦
Cheers dudes🌞

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4070 Earthwood Lane, Suite 110
San Luis Obispo, CA
93401

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Tuesday 3pm - 8pm
Wednesday 3pm - 8pm
Thursday 3pm - 8pm
Friday 3pm - 8pm
Saturday 12pm - 8pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

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