There Does Not Exist

There Does Not Exist We questions space and time to invent distinctly curious, high quality beers that stand at the intersection of art, science, and imagination.

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08/27/2026

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Earthlings! The SUN is out, the temps are climbing, and the Pillowtops are about to be STACKED ☁️☀️Sowing The SUNday is ...
08/23/2026

Earthlings! The SUN is out, the temps are climbing, and the Pillowtops are about to be STACKED ☁️☀️
Sowing The SUNday is upon us.. Come immerse yourself in those $3.50 FULL POURS of our Kölsch Bier, Sowing The Sun.. The cosmic ritual holds true. HEAVY on the good times. EASY on the wallet⚔️
Taprooms open at 12pm. See you soon friends🫡
Oh and one more thing… Don’t book your September just yet.. RADLER RODEO is coming🤘

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08/19/2026

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08/18/2026

DEMONUS • West Coast IPA • 7.2%
Demonous is a vile and horrific west coast ipa brewed with a light base of pilsner malt, then hopped at heinous levels with Amarillo, simcoe, and riwaka. Post fermentation, we dumped in absolutely destructive amounts of more simcoe and amarillo + Citra and mosaic. The resultant beer is a malevolent mix of pithy tropical fruit with a balanced dankness and some nice bitterness to boot. Simply an evil beer, friends.
Fresh cans are available at your friendly neighborhood TDNE taproom, Online in the cosmic tether of the interwebs, and headed out to a local juice supplier near you…

Friends! We SALUTE the SUN and solemnly swear to spend this SUNDAY properly🌞That means $3.50 FULL POURs of our beloved K...
08/16/2026

Friends! We SALUTE the SUN and solemnly swear to spend this SUNDAY properly🌞
That means $3.50 FULL POURs of our beloved Kölsch bier, Sowing The Sun, ALL DAY until the well runs dry… or 8pm dude..🍺
Consider it the Cosmic Cowboy way to squeeze every last drop out of the weekend™️
Mosey on down, partner. Taproom opens at 12pm. 🤠
Kolsch

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08/14/2026

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Come bathe yourself in the glory of $3.50 FULL POURS of our golden Kölsch, Sowing The Sun. All. Day. Long. Sowing the SU...
08/09/2026

Come bathe yourself in the glory of $3.50 FULL POURS of our golden Kölsch, Sowing The Sun. All. Day. Long. Sowing the SUNday is upon us Friends…☀️
A mandatory Sunday ritual to keep the vibes HIGH and your wallet FULL 💸

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