09/18/2025
🚨 FARM FREEZER ALERT 🚨
Y’all, my chickens and lambs have officially paid their rent and now they’re up for grabs. Pasture-raised, grass-fed, and sass-approved.
Also jam. Like, a stupid amount of jam. Enough to keep you out of H-E-B jelly aisle til Christmas.
If you’re tired of grocery store mystery meat and jelly packets that taste like sadness, come by the house and grab the good stuff.
Support your local farm — because Walmart ain’t raising chickens like this!