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Mediocre Foods Award winning foods at "mediocre prices", or maybe mediocre food at award winning prices!
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Before you book us for your next backyard crawfish boil! Read this useful info sheet on crawfish yields!
04/06/2026

Before you book us for your next backyard crawfish boil! Read this useful info sheet on crawfish yields!

Just a friendly reminder about our Sourdough Delivery Box we send out fresh every Friday. Plans start at 25$ a week and ...
02/04/2026

Just a friendly reminder about our Sourdough Delivery Box we send out fresh every Friday. Plans start at 25$ a week and include your choice of 2 scratch loafs +additional fresh baked goods to your door step. Message us today to set up your own box!
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01/25/2026

Just a reminder we do cooking contest, catering, and even private parties similar to the video below!

Our bread selection for our Friday Bread Service from our ovens to your doorstep is as follows. 25$ deliver to your door...
01/19/2026

Our bread selection for our Friday Bread Service from our ovens to your doorstep is as follows.
25$ deliver to your doorstep

Full loafs (2)
Jalepeno Cheddar
Marble Rye
Sourdough
White
Wheat

Included in your box will be our selection of other products. Each week we will try and make each selection different but you will be able to add on or request a specific box as we get moving along.

Misc selection that makes it into the boxes. Available for purchase

French Baquettes
Muffuletta Bread
Foccaccia
Croissants
Hawaiian Slider Rolls
Variety Hamburger Buns
Ciabatta

If you have any questions please reach out!

Starting next Friday we will start our scratch bakery service. For as little as $25 you get your choice of 2 loafs of sc...
01/14/2026

Starting next Friday we will start our scratch bakery service. For as little as $25 you get your choice of 2 loafs of scratch bread as well as an assortment of other baked goods to enhance your meals for the week! Did we mention delivery is included! Reach out today to start your subscription!

Happy Valentines Day? 5 weeks from now we will be doing some of our award winning Cheesecakes and Brownie Ganache in the...
01/08/2026

Happy Valentines Day? 5 weeks from now we will be doing some of our award winning Cheesecakes and Brownie Ganache in the form of personal desserts (think more than one portion but in the privacy of your own home)! Limited spaces available. Sarcastic upgrades also available !

It’s Science!
01/06/2026

It’s Science!

01/01/2026

Happy 2026 Everyone! We are completely sold out of everything as of 6:30 am this morning! We will be posting a menu later today and orders will start immediately delivered for the first week of playoffs and every subsequent week the Texans are in the playoffs! Stay tuned eaters!

Merry Christmas from a catering event gone wrong!
12/25/2025

Merry Christmas from a catering event gone wrong!

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Seabrook, TX
77586

Telephone

+12817448628

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