Beannacht Acres LLC

05/05/2026

04/13/2026

Looking for a Natural Morning Alarm?
​Are you tired of relying on technology that loses its charge? Do you want to bring a touch of authentic, rustic charm to your property? At Beannacht Acres, we are currently looking for new "internships" for our high-energy, vocal security ambassadors.
​We are offering several certified organic, self-charging perimeter alert systems to qualified homes—at absolutely no cost to you.
​Why you need one of our feathered "Ambassadors":
​Solar-Powered: They wake up with the sun, ensuring you never oversleep for a farm chore again.
​Built-in Paging System: High-decibel vocalizations that can be heard across several acres.
​Natural Pest Management: Expertly trained in the "search and consume" method for local insect populations.
​Stunning Yard Art: Each unit comes with a unique, iridescent plumage design that moves on its own!
​These gentlemen are ready to relocate immediately to provide your hens with a sense of "executive leadership" and your neighbors with a conversation starter.
​Interested in upgrading your backyard experience? Send us a message to schedule a pickup at Beannacht Acres. These specialized units are moving fast—literally!

04/08/2026

Let me know if you try it...or have done this before...

04/08/2026

You can do it!

04/03/2026

Vote Lisa! 😁👍

04/02/2026

Hoove trimming day....Lola's Spa day....lol