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A heartfelt congratulations to our next Unfortunate Peace Prize winner: Lexi and The Rusticators Emporium!The Rusticator...
06/17/2026

A heartfelt congratulations to our next Unfortunate Peace Prize winner: Lexi and The Rusticators Emporium!

The Rusticators Emporium is a whimsical vintage and eclectic goods shop in the heart of Hallowell, Maine. Lexi was one of our earliest wholesale customers, and we're so glad to continue to supply her shop with miserable Unfortunate Cookies.

Thank you Lexi and Rusticators for all you do to ensure the world is a more peaceful place.

06/11/2026

A dangerous game.

06/08/2026

Teach 'em while they're young.

06/05/2026

Sorry, kid. 💀

06/03/2026

It really looks bad savkalipez

Our next Unfortunate Peace Prize recipient is William from Das Gummy! ☮William has been instrumental in helping us devel...
06/02/2026

Our next Unfortunate Peace Prize recipient is William from Das Gummy! ☮

William has been instrumental in helping us develop our brand new Vegan Sour Skulls gummies. We're so grateful for William's support, guidance, and dedication to making a more peaceful world. 🕊

06/01/2026

And it will be crippling...

05/30/2026

Cram is such a beautiful word.

05/29/2026

Animals can be soo mean.

We've loved your series, Maya!

No more tears. Just consequences.
02/27/2026

No more tears. Just consequences.

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