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Unfortunate Cookies Fortune cookies with a dreadful twist.

10/01/2026

Brutal!!!

09/16/2026

It's never a happy fortune.

09/11/2026

Always terrible fortunes, 100% of the time.

08/28/2026

UGLY you and got no alibi

08/21/2026

Urban Artisan Geneva thank you for helping us ruin people's days ❤️❤️

A heartfelt congratulations to our next Unfortunate Peace Prize winner: Lexi and The Rusticators Emporium!The Rusticator...
06/17/2026

A heartfelt congratulations to our next Unfortunate Peace Prize winner: Lexi and The Rusticators Emporium!

The Rusticators Emporium is a whimsical vintage and eclectic goods shop in the heart of Hallowell, Maine. Lexi was one of our earliest wholesale customers, and we're so glad to continue to supply her shop with miserable Unfortunate Cookies.

Thank you Lexi and Rusticators for all you do to ensure the world is a more peaceful place.

06/11/2026

A dangerous game.

06/08/2026

Teach 'em while they're young.

06/05/2026

Sorry, kid. 💀

06/03/2026

It really looks bad savkalipez

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