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05/28/2026

Then there was one left to deliver. Brownie had the cutest brownie bite about 30 minutes ago! Sweet little doeling 🩷 Now just Mia left....

05/25/2026

We still have two moms to kid. Brownie (aka the land hippo) is a ? for due date as we think she had to be re-bred and at that point we were so done with "dates" we forgot to write it down.

Mia Marie didn't take early on and she will deliver just in time to load up and head to fair. SO...there will be fresh from the oven babies at the fair this year.

AND SPEAKING OF FAIR.... we are shifting out of kidding mode into fair/show mode. It is bittersweet that this is Logan's last year in 4H. So if you have a chance this year come out and see us on the 4H farewell tour.

Our fair line up will be announced soon.....

05/24/2026

05/24/2026

Sometimes you need ALL the attention...like every last bit of it

05/24/2026

He is not even a little sorry....

05/24/2026

These late night meetings are starting to freak me out! If I disappear just know it was the goats.....

05/09/2026

It is nothing short of chaos here right now. 31 babies (maybe 3 more moms to deliver I think). They are here, then there, then over here, now back there 🙄 Every day one of the newer babies decides to follow mom out into the field, lay down and take a nap and get left. Then the humans have to go out into the field to play hide and seek. Good thing Guy is really good at it...he is the goat seeking champion 🥇

Every night we play a new game called Goat Sort and Match. This is where you sort through all the babies and pair them up with the correct mom to make sure each mom has all her babies. If you do not succeed then you have to play at least one bounus round of Field Hide and Seek.

Then we have triplets who need supplemented cause poor mom can't keep up. So 2 to 3 bottles a day. And even though it has been a week of bottles the little boy still is being a drama king. 👑He needs swaddled, milk just the right temp and we listen to Taylor Swift while he eats. Tried switching the artist up tonight and that was a hard pass from him.

Last night at 9pm Luna had a baby girl, at 1am Aster had triplets and we suffered our first baby loss since starting this in 2019. Only her little girl survived. Both boys were still born 💔❤️‍🩹 Then at 5pm Ursula had a little girl.

This life is hetic and tiresome but it also is just so healing. How can it not all be worth it when you cuddle all those little heathens in your arms and they fall asleep?!?!?! So if you see me loosing my s**t one minute then bottle feeding a swaddled goat whilst signing "Life of a Showgirl" just smile and wave.🎶🎤🍼🐐

05/03/2026

Riley Green is a mom!! She has Ella Camille and Carl The Cowboy 🤣I did NOT in fact have to fight Logan on these names. IYKYK 🤣

04/30/2026

Tilly The Tank is a mom!!! She literally copied and pasted her own little mini tank 🤣 Tilly is all we have left on the farm after loosing her mom Berkeley when Tilly was still a baby. Tilly was bred with Lancelot that we got from Waterloo Pond Nigerian Dwarf Dairy Goats and at only a few hours old I am already impressed with this little girl. She is of course retained 🥰 Now to fight Logan on a name for her......

04/28/2026

Look at him go! Hanging out with his sisters and mom. Logan is calling him Harvey Specter 🤷‍♀️🤣

04/28/2026

Camellia with her squad. She is being such a great mom!