08/28/2026
I KNOW. WE’RE ALL MELTING. 🫠🔥
At this point, if you’re still functioning like a normal person, congratulations. I’m not sure how you’re doing it.
What you may need in your life is a BIG OL’ GLASS OF ICED TEA. And, because we believe in you, Faire La Nouba just stocked some ridiculous new flavors from Magic Hour.
Horchata Chai. Blueberry Cheesecake. Lemon Meringue. Mango. Pineapple Vanilla Bean.
Your humble glass of iced tea just got a glow-up, a personality transplant, and possibly a trust fund. 🧊✨
We’ve also partnered with a specialty botanical brand made for beautiful disasters: charmingly named Hatchet Granny.
(I may resemble that remark.)
It’s NA, botanical, and delightfully interesting. Although a few people who have tried it have suggested that it might be even more interesting with a splash of vodka from the freezer.
We neither confirm nor deny. Do you. 😏
And if alcohol is, in fact, the only thing standing between you and a dramatic August exit, we have a brand-new Texas rosé from Soto Vino called Desert Rose.
It is officially my new favorite, which is a bold statement because I take these things very seriously. 🌵🌹🍷
So come see us this weekend.
Get out of the heat. Get into the AC. Try something weird. Drink something delicious. Linger awhile. Make a new friend.
Because if we have to survive the last days of August, we might as well do it with good beverages and questionable decisions.
Happy Friday, friends.
We’re almost there. 🥂