08/31/2026
🔪 Meet Chuck Slasher.
Some people work the family farm. Chuck is the family farm.
Born on this dirt and proud of it, Chuck has spent a lifetime perfecting his craft and making sure nothing goes to waste. If you're looking for the heart of the Slasher Homestead, you'll probably find it standing in a butcher's apron, staring back at you.
Just don't ask what's in the freezer.