Misty Mountain Farms

09/13/2026

I'm taking a quick survey to see what you guys actually want.
Let’s talk about that viral $39 "optical illusion" under-eye serum everyone is hyping up. Let's call it what it is: liquid shrink-wrap. It's packed with heavy silicates and polymers that dry down into a stiff film, stretching your skin flat for a few hours until you sweat or smile too hard and it cracks.
Yet people are lining up to hand over $39 for a temporary cosmetic trick that washes right down the drain.
So I want to know where your head's at. Drop your vote in the comments:
📊 THE RENDER & ROOT SURVEY
[ A ] “Give me the optical illusion!” Add temporary blurring agents and cosmetic tricks into a Render & Root balm for $39 so I get the instant tight-rope effect.
[ B ] “Keep it real.” Stick to the 48-hour slow-infused grass-fed tallow that actually nourishes, heals, and delivers a silky-smooth finish from the soil up.
Which side are you on? Cast your vote below and let's get right into it.

I'm taking a quick survey to see what you guys actually want.
​Let’s talk about that viral $39 "optical illusion" under-eye serum everyone is hyping up. Let's call it what it is: liquid shrink-wrap. It's packed with heavy silicates and polymers that dry down into a stiff film, stretching your skin flat for a few hours until you sweat or smile too hard and it cracks.
​Yet people are lining up to hand over $39 for a temporary cosmetic trick that washes right down the drain.
​So I want to know where your head's at. Drop your vote in the comments:
​📊 THE RENDER & ROOT SURVEY
​[ A ] “Give me the optical illusion!” Add temporary blurring agents and cosmetic tricks into a Render & Root balm for $39 so I get the instant tight-rope effect.
[ B ] “Keep it real.” Stick to the 48-hour slow-infused grass-fed tallow that actually nourishes, heals, and delivers a silky-smooth finish from the soil up.
​Which side are you on? Cast your vote below and let's get right into it.

07/16/2026

This Salves & Balms item is sold by RENDERANDROOT. Ships from Cleveland, TN. Listed on Apr 7, 2026

05/21/2026

Ready to raise the legendary "queen of chickens" right in your backyard? These sought-after American Bresse (the U.S. version of the world-famous French Bresse) are renowned as one of the...

05/21/2026

​Skip the messy brooder phase, the heat lamps, and the 6-month wait! Up for sale is a beautiful, healthy starter flock of five (5) Golden Comet pullets right at peak age and just starting to lay...

04/14/2026

There is a reason the Bresse is the gold standard of poultry. Known for its intense flavor, succulent texture, and blue-blooded heritage, it is the only bird that belongs on a true gourmet table.

​At Misty Mountain Farms, we are officially in full swing. Our pens are active, our quality is at its peak, and the demand is in full.swing.

​We don’t believe in "mass-produced." We believe in perfection. Because we prioritize the health of our birds and the integrity of the breed, our availability is strictly limited.

​Don’t wait until the season is over.

To ensure you secure your birds, you need to act now. Our waiting list is growing daily, and orders are fulfilled on a first-come, first-served basis.

​Secure Your Spot: Join the official waiting list today. 423 715 4914 Text or Call

​The Promise: Premium genetics, unmatched flavor, and the pride of the Bresse heritage.

At this time., we only have chicks at $10 each .

03/14/2026

03/14/2026

Celebrating my 5th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉
Im currently taking orders for the American Bresse Chicks if I could be of help just reach out.

03/07/2026

🐓 The "Wagyu of Poultry" has arrived in Cleveland! Orders & Waiting List NOW OPEN.
Known in France as the "Queen of Poultry and the Poultry of Kings," the American Bresse is finally making its way from our homestead to yours.
​If you aren't familiar with the Bresse (pronounced "Bress"), they are world-renowned for a genetic trait no other chicken has: intense meat marbling. Just like a high-end steak, their meat is succulent, tender, and incredibly flavorful.
​Why add American Bresse to your flock?
​The Gourmet Choice: Their meat is the gold standard in five-star Parisian restaurants.
​Excellent Layers: Not just a meat bird! They are fantastic dual-purpose layers, giving you around 250 cream-colored eggs a year.
​Striking Beauty: With their bright white feathers, ruby-red combs, and signature steel-blue legs, they are the crown jewel of any pasture.
​Homestead Hardy: These birds are vigorous foragers and adapt beautifully to our Tennessee climate.
​✨ We are now officially accepting orders and opening our 2026 Waiting List! ✨
​Whether you are looking for the ultimate self-sufficient meat bird or a high-producing layer with a "luxury apothecary" aesthetic, our Bresse are bred for quality and health

​👇 HOW TO ORDER:
Text, call or leave a message here. 423 715 4914

​Don't wait—these spots fill up fast every season!
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02/19/2026

"Premium American Bresse Chicks Now Available! - $10 (CLEVELAND)
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Ready to raise the legendary "queen of chickens" right in your backyard? These sought-after American Bresse (the U.S. version of the world-famous French Bresse) are renowned as one of the best-tasting chickens in the world — with exceptionally flavorful, tender, fat-marbled meat that's prized by gourmet chefs and homesteaders alike.
Why American Bresse?
Superior meat quality: Rich, succulent flavor with natural marbling (like a high-end steak), more dark meat, delicate bones, and thin skin for easy dressing. Finish them as premium table birds in 12–16 weeks.
Excellent dual-purpose layers: Hens produce 250+ beautiful light cream-colored eggs per year — great for both meat and eggs!
Stunning looks: Classic red comb, pure white plumage, and striking steel-blue legs — the patriotic red, white, and blue look that turns heads.
Active foragers: Thrive on pasture, hardy in various climates, and full of vigor for sustainable homestead flocks.
These rare, high-demand chicks are going fast — perfect for breeding your own line of exceptional birds or starting a small premium meat/egg operation.
American Bresse Chicks for Sale – Straight Run
Call or text today for availability, quantities, and to place your order or reserve yours before they're gone!
Local pickup preferred in the Cleveland, TN area (shipping options may be available depending on quantity).
Don't miss out on this elite breed — spots fill up quickly! Photos and more details available upon request. 🐔✨"
423-715-4914

Ready to raise the legendary "queen of chickens" right in your backyard? These sought-after American Bresse (the U.S. version of the world-famous French Bresse) are renowned as one of the...