Florida Man Swamp Nutz

Florida Man Swamp Nutz Swamp Nuts brings Florida Man's favorite snack to life with unique, voted-for flavors like Honey Ginger and Mojo weekly.

Dive into the tradition with our Cajun and Salted Garlic or try our unusual Flavors of the week.

05/28/2025

I need a residence on the ground. walking boiling hot pots downstairs is too much. can't wait to get back into it. I've been getting a lot of requests, unfortunately I'm getting older I feel it, and can't afford "help". I lost my truck in Helene. but stay tuned. I"ll roll out a campaign when I fire the kettle back up.

when I know you'll know. ✅🐊🥜

02/05/2025

I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE FOR A MINUTE BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION.

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10/26/2024

Choose up to 4 flavors from over 110 options! We cook everything fresh, set up, and leave you with leftovers to enjoy later. Hit me up for catering inquiries! 🍴

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Swamp Nutz fam, we’re still here and ready to cater your special events! I’m just running solo now, so things are a bit ...
10/26/2024

Swamp Nutz fam, we’re still here and ready to cater your special events! I’m just running solo now, so things are a bit slower, but you can still get made-to-order peanuts with a week’s notice. DM me for details! 🥜

10/26/2024

Giraffes vs Unicorns: Reality check!

Hey, Swamp Nutz fam, I wanted to update you all. As many of you know, we’ve been hit by two hurricanes, Helene and Milto...
10/25/2024

Hey, Swamp Nutz fam, I wanted to update you all. As many of you know, we’ve been hit by two hurricanes, Helene and Milton. While my equipment is safe, missing work and funds have slowed the original recovery effort, and I’m short-handed now that my son has returned home to GA.

That said, I’m still here for catering and special events! I’m available for made-to-order peanuts with a week’s notice and a 50% deposit. Minimum order is $200. Hit me up through Facebook DM with any questions!

Thank y’all for your support! 🥜🔥
Let's keep those Swamp Nutz rollin'! 🥜🔥

10/04/2024

Patrick Murphy My dear friends, let us contemplate the curious dance of human interaction in this digital age. Observe how we've created this vast, interconnected web of consciousness, this "Facebook" as they call it, ostensibly to bring us closer together. And yet, how do we use this marvelous tool?

In a most peculiar way, I must say. We find ourselves in a world where the art of saying "hello" has transmuted into the practice of hurling political viewpoints at one another. It's as if we've forgotten the simple joy of connection, replacing it with the thrill of ideological combat.

Now, isn't that a fascinating phenomenon? We've taken this incredible technology, capable of bridging vast distances and connecting minds across the globe, and we use it to draw lines in the sand. We've turned the public arena into a gladiatorial spectacle, where opinions clash like swords and shields.

But let's dive deeper, shall we? What does this reveal about the nature of our society, our sense of self? In this game of digital posturing, we're not really seeking connection, are we? No, we're seeking validation, confirmation of our own beliefs. We're crying out, "This is who I am! This is what I believe!" It's an assertion of ego, a desperate attempt to solidify our sense of self in a world that's constantly shifting.

And yet, paradoxically, in this act of self-assertion, we're also seeking belonging. By drawing these lines, by declaring our stance, we're hoping to find our tribe, our kindred spirits in this vast digital wilderness. It's a curious dance of individuation and unification.

Now, some might say this is a sign of societal decay, a breakdown of civil discourse. But I invite you to see it differently. Perhaps this is simply a new form of human interaction, neither good nor bad, but simply... what is. It's a reflection of our times, of our struggles with identity in an increasingly complex world.

Remember, my friends, that all of this - the political stances, the digital posturing, the ideological battles - it's all part of the grand game, the cosmic dance. In the end, these lines we draw are as illusory as the self we're trying so hard to define and defend.

So next time you find yourself embroiled in a Facebook political debate, pause for a moment. Observe the dance, recognize the underlying yearning for connection and identity, and perhaps... just perhaps... you might find a way to transcend it all and touch the deeper reality that unites us all.

And isn't that, after all, what it truly means to be proudly American, or proudly human? Not to cling to a fixed idea of what we should be, but to embrace the ever-changing flow of what we are. To live freely, to let others live freely, and to recognize the divine play in all of it. ~ Alan Watts

08/16/2024

WE'RE STILL DOING PEANUTS Y'ALL!!

CATERING HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL🙏🏻✅

THANK YOU! FOR KEEPING US BUSY.

🥜 Swamp Nutz Family, Lend Us Your Ears! 🥜Hey there, peanut pals! We've got some news that's a little tough to crack, but...
08/01/2024

🥜 Swamp Nutz Family, Lend Us Your Ears! 🥜

Hey there, peanut pals! We've got some news that's a little tough to crack, but we're all in this shell together. 😌

Our beloved peanut stand is taking a little siesta. 😴 Don't worry, though - SwampNutz isn't saying goodbye, we're just saying "see you later, alligator!" 🐊

Turns out, whipping up all those wild flavors is trickier than teaching a squirrel to water ski. 🐿️💦 We need to step back, catch our breath, and figure out how to make this nutty dream sustainable.

But fear not! We're not leaving you high and dry:
• Catering is still on the menu! 🍽️
• Keep your eyes peeled for special deals and announcements on this page. 👀

We love you all more than a gator loves a good sunbath. 🌞 Your support has meant the world to us, and we can't wait to come back stronger, bolder, and even more delicious.

Stay nutty, stay salty, and keep spreading that Swamp Nutz love. We'll be back before you can say "pass the peanuts!" 💪🏻

07/27/2024

no peanuts on Saturday.
I partied too hard.
I forgot how old I was😅

THIS WEEKS FLAVORS!!Cajun and Traditional, as alwaysand🌶🧀JALAPENO CHEDDAR🍦🍀IRISH CREME (birthday choice)🍑PEACH COBBLER
07/26/2024

THIS WEEKS FLAVORS!!
Cajun and Traditional, as always

and
🌶🧀JALAPENO CHEDDAR
🍦🍀IRISH CREME (birthday choice)
🍑PEACH COBBLER

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE: JULY 27th-30th PEANUT EXTRAVAGANZA! 🥜🎉Hey there, Swamp Nutz fam! It's my birthday weekend, and we're...
07/26/2024

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE: JULY 27th-30th PEANUT EXTRAVAGANZA! 🥜🎉

Hey there, Swamp Nutz fam! It's my birthday weekend, and we're shakin' things up! 🥳 Here's what's cookin':

🗓️ Schedule:
• Saturday 5pm @ Gandy North Beach
• Sunday at 5pm @ Mat Assassins Event (More info is coming soon!)
• Monday 1pm @ McElroy Kitchen (My B-day)
• Tuesday 1pm @ McElroy Kitchen

🔥 Hot Off the Boil:
Cookin' kicks off early Saturday! Peanuts will be ready to rock from Saturday 6pm through Tuesday 10pm. That's right, FOUR DAYS of peanut-y goodness!

🎨 Flavors:
Stay tuned for our flavor lineup - it's gonna be epic!

📝 Note:
Friday will be busy prepping for this nutty weekend, so there will be no cooking that day. This sets us back a bit for Saturday.

Take advantage of this birthday bash of boiled peanut bliss! Come celebrate with us and get your fix of Florida's finest snack.

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4889 W McElroy Avenue
South Tampa, FL
33611

Opening Hours

Monday 6:30pm - 10pm
Tuesday 6:30pm - 10pm
Wednesday 6:30pm - 10pm
Thursday 6:30pm - 10pm
Friday 6:30pm - 10pm
Saturday 3pm - 10pm
Sunday 3pm - 10pm

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