Potato Farmers

03/13/2022

Plantin season's just around the corner, if ya know what I mean. If you're like us, you've already planted all your potatoes. Cuz we got the big PP, potato power. Please keep buying our potatoes. Our lawsuits, like our business, will likely undermine our personal lives. Apparently, limited liability doesn't protect from bein' sued. LOL. In light of these recent struggles, we are going have a special deal going for the month of April only! 2 for the price of three! I love you, cuz thats business.

On an unrelated note, does anyone know a good lawyer?

03/25/2020

Plantin' season's around the corner! Try this method for lucious, crispy potatoes!

UPDATE: Experiment: Mini "Root Cellar" from broken freezer (for storing potatoes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evM7taps76s Where We Get FREE Garden Mulch ...

01/20/2020

Have you ever thought about wanting to become a potato farmer??? The big barrier many potato-tential potato farmers face is deciding on when to start farming. Well, we here at potato farmers are here to tell you, anytime is the perfect time to start planting. Potatoes can grow literally anywhere. Even in space!!!

10/14/2019

Thank you everyone who has applied. But, we have filled our long sought out potato-zitions. Say hello to our new Admins! I mean foremans, cause this is a real business. They love potatoes almost as much and me and my other admin. I mean foreman. After careful assessment, we found that they are definitely NOT phonies. They work with their god given hands. Take that, industries.

08/19/2019

National Potato Day. Go nuts!

07/27/2019

Do you like cardio? Are you bored? Do you like... cardboard?
Perfect. Join us for harvest season, and keep us in business. Legal fees from our lawsuit with our late marketer are kickin' us un the butt. But don't worry, we kick right back. Never hire a serial killer to do a marketer's job.

07/24/2019

Did you know that Scientists and Archaeologists have no idea how potatoes built the Andes Mountains so tall with such big rocks? Some real potato farmers have theorized that potatoes are ancient aliens from an advanced civilization. Oh Boy! What a great theory! Remember to ET more potatoes to gain more great insights like this one into the past! Oh Boy!

07/24/2019

This guy knows what potato farming is all about! Learn more on our page by scrolling down! Lots of wisdom here!

06/13/2019

Hi everyone! Us here at Potato Farmers couldn't let today slide on by without posting about international axe throwing day (oh boy)! Who could forget?? Bozos, that's who. So, go on out, grab your most voluptuous looking axe, and chuck it at a tree. Its IATD for christ's sake! Just be sure to not harm any potatoes with your fun. If you do, us Potato Farmers will make you and your families sorry. Lol!! Jk! After you're good and done working up an appetite, stop by Potato Farmers, and pick up some delicious spiced potatoes. Kids love em! Its ripe harvest season and we all know that means business!

06/12/2019

We here at Potato Farmers have always supported education of the arts. Please check out this important piece of classical music, written by Spudwig Von Beethoven, the first potato composer.

A Cheryl Wheeler song animated with a choir of potatoes.