Straight Mountain Foods

Straight Mountain Foods Located in Central Alabama and working together with Straight Mountain Catering to bring the best food straight to your table.

STRAIGHT MOUNTAIN FOODSJUNE 1st - JUNE 5th🔥 MOST WANTED 🔥• Swagger Bomb• Messy Brooke• Honey Sriracha Buffalo Wings⸻SAND...
05/31/2026

STRAIGHT MOUNTAIN FOODS

JUNE 1st - JUNE 5th

🔥 MOST WANTED 🔥

• Swagger Bomb
• Messy Brooke
• Honey Sriracha Buffalo Wings

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SANDWICHES WITH 1 SIDE

SWAGGER BOMB 16

Bacon. Pepper Jack. Smoked Mac & Cheese.

6oz 80/20 Ground Chuck, melted Pepper Jack Cheese, Thick Cut Bacon, Smoked Mac & Cheese all between Toasted Sliced Brioche Bread.

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STEP IT UP 16

Grilled Chicken, Sweet Red Chili Sauce, Melted Pepper Jack Cheese, Melted Provolone, Thick Cut Bacon, Romaine Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Housemade Ranch on Toasted French Bread.

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OG BACON CHEESEBURGER 15

6oz 80/20 Ground Chuck, American Cheese, Thick Cut Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red Onion, Kosher Pickles, Mayo, Mustard, and Ketchup on Toasted Brioche.

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MESSY BROOKE 16

Our wild take on a sloppy joe served over an oversized loaded baked potato.

Seasoned 80/20 Ground Chuck, Garlic Butter, Sautéed Onions, Diced Tomatoes, Melted American and Colby Jack Cheese, Crispy Bacon Crumbles, Housemade R&R Sauce, a Fried Egg, and a touch of Italian Seasoning.

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WINGS

10 FOR 15

OAK SMOKED • FLASH FRIED IN BEEF TALLOW • TOSSED TO ORDER

Sauces:

* Lemon Pepper
* Nashville Hot
* Sticky Sweet
* Buffalo
* Garlic Parm
* Honey Sriracha Buffalo
* Dry Rub
* Sweet Red Chili
* Kickin Bourbon
* Jamaican Jerk

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PLATES WITH 2 SIDES

Smoked Chicken 16

Wings (5) 16

Chicken Fingers (4) 16

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SIDES

* Smoked Mac & Cheese
* Loaded Potato Salad
* Broccoli & Rice Casserole
* Shoestring Fries
* Onion Rings
* Corn Nuggets
* Fried Green Tomatoes
* Smoked Brussels Sprouts with Bacon
* Greek Pasta Salad

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CHEESECAKE

🫐 Blueberry Cheesecake 7

🍓 Strawberry Cheesecake 7

🔥 ARGO… WE PULLED UP WITH BEEF. 🔥Not drama beef.Not Facebook comment section beef.Real beef. Smoked. Seared. Smothered. ...
05/28/2026

🔥 ARGO… WE PULLED UP WITH BEEF. 🔥

Not drama beef.
Not Facebook comment section beef.
Real beef. Smoked. Seared. Smothered. Served with attitude.

Today’s featured troublemaker:

BEEF WITH EVERYBODY

Our outlaw version of hamburger steak.
Seasoned beef cooked down in rich onion gravy like somebody’s grandma got tired of being nice. 🥔🥩

This plate doesn’t whisper comfort food.
It kicks the door open wearing steel toe boots.

📍Argo
⏰ Open until 7 or until y’all clean us out
📞 Call-ins: 205-282-0602

Straight Mountain Foods
Serving plates heavier than local gossip. 💨

🚨 ONEONTA Y’ALL ARE ABSOLUTE ANIMALS 🚨We got HAMMERED today.Y’all rolled in like it was the last supper before tax seaso...
05/28/2026

🚨 ONEONTA Y’ALL ARE ABSOLUTE ANIMALS 🚨

We got HAMMERED today.
Y’all rolled in like it was the last supper before tax season and bought us CLEAN OUT. 😭🔥

Every burger.
Every wing.
Every plate.
Gone.

And to the folks we had to turn away, we genuinely hate we missed you. That part never sits right with us. We’re already regrouping, loading back up, and making sure next round looks like a food-stocked apocalypse bunker. 🍔💨

Oneonta keeps proving why Wednesdays out there feel like a heavyweight title fight every single week. Y’all don’t just support local food… y’all attack it with intent.

From the bottom of our hearts:
Thank you for rocking with Straight Mountain Foods the way you do.

Next week… we come back heavier. 😤

STRAIGHT MOUNTAIN FOODS MENU FOR MAY 27th-29thBEEF WITH EVERYBODY 166oz 80/20 ground chuck (Hamburger Steak) seasoned we...
05/26/2026

STRAIGHT MOUNTAIN FOODS MENU FOR MAY 27th-29th

BEEF WITH EVERYBODY 16
6oz 80/20 ground chuck (Hamburger Steak) seasoned well, topped with sauteed onions, mushrooms and brown gravy served with 2 sides

THE ALLEYWAY 16
Smoked Italian Meatballs, Housemade red sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Provolone and Parmesan with some Italian seasoning on toasted French Bread served with 1 side

THE T-REX 16
6 oz of 80/20 ground Chuck, onion ring, melted Pepperjack, Provolone, Thick Cut Bacon, fried egg, BBQ Sauce all on Toasted Brioche bun

OG BACON CHEESEBURGER 15
6oz of 80/20 Ground Chuck, American Cheese, Thick Cut Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red Onion, Kosher Pickles, Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup

JASMINE’S JAZZY FRIES 15
Shoestring fries, seasoning, Melted Colby Jack cheese, Grilled Chicken, Bacon, R & R Sauce, Housemade Ranch, Seasonings

WINGS 10 for 15
Oak Smoked Dry rubbed wings, Flash Fried in beef tallow and tossed in sauce of choice
NASHVILLE HOT
SWEET RED CHILI
JAMAICAN JERK
GARLIC PARM
DRY RUB
STICKY SWEET
BUFFALO
HONEY SRIRACHA BUFFALO
WET LEMON PEPPER

PLATES WITH 2 SIDES
Smoked Chicken 16
Wings (5) 16
Chicken Fingers 16

SIDES
Smoked Mac and Cheese
Loaded Potato Salad
Apple Baked Beans
Broccoli and Rice
Greek Pasta Salad
Smoked Brussel Sprouts
Shoestring Fries
Onion Rings
Corn Nuggets
Hush Puppies (spicy)
Fried Green Tomatoes

MOZZARELLA PLANKS 10

SALTED CARAMEL CHEESE CAKE 7

STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE 7

Our schedule is the last picture. If yall could share this post it’ll help us out a lot. Running short week because of the holidays. Oneonta, Argo and Moody yall are up this week.

Call in orders can reach us at 205-282-0602

Some restaurants fry wings.We send ours through character development.Oak smoked low and slow…Flash fried in beef tallow...
05/20/2026

Some restaurants fry wings.
We send ours through character development.

Oak smoked low and slow…
Flash fried in beef tallow until the edges get loud…
Then coated in buffalo sauce like we’re trying to start an argument in the comments section.

These wings got:
✔ Smoke
✔ Crunch
✔ Heat
✔ More attitude than a 1998 diss track

If your fingers ain’t orange by the end, you ate them wrong.

Open today until 7 or until y’all clean us out again. 🔥🐔

STRAIGHT MOUNTAIN FOODS MENU FOR MAY 18th-22nd Sandwich with 1 side BOSS HOGG 16Choice of Oak smoked Pulled Pork or Gril...
05/17/2026

STRAIGHT MOUNTAIN FOODS MENU FOR MAY 18th-22nd

Sandwich with 1 side

BOSS HOGG 16
Choice of Oak smoked Pulled Pork or Grilled Chicken, Melted Pepperjack Cheese, Extra Thick Cut Bacon, Smoked Mac and cheese, Bbq sauce all between toasted sliced brioche bread

THE PHYLLIS 16
Smoked Chicken, sautéed red onions, sautéed mushrooms, bbq sauce, melted provolone, Melted Pepperjack cheese on toasted French bread

SOUTHERN PRIDE 16
6oz 80/20 Ground Chuck, Onion Ring, Pepperjack Cheese, Oak Smoked Pulled Pork, Bbq Sauce on a toasted Brioche Bun

OG BACON CHEESEBURGER 15
6oz of 80/20 Ground Chuck, American Cheese, Thick Cut Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red Onion, Kosher Pickles, Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup

TOTCHOS 15
Tater tots fried in beef tallow, choice of meat (pulled pork or chicken) melted colby Jack cheese, housemade ranch, R & R Sauce (Mayo, sriracha and bbq sauce), Jalapeno Pepper relish, Italian Seasoning

CHECK MATE 15
Shoestring fries, choice of meat (pulled pork or chicken), sauteed onions, mushrooms, melted Colby Jack cheese, bbq sauce, R & R Sauce (Mayo, sriracha,bbq sauce) topped with seasonings

WINGS 10 for 15
Oak Smoked Dry rubbed wings, Flash Fried in beef tallow and tossed in sauce of choice
NASHVILLE HOT
SWEET RED CHILI
JAMAICAN JERK
GARLIC PARM
DRY RUB
STICKY SWEET
BUFFALO
HONEY SRIRACHA BUFFALO
WET LEMON PEPPER

PLATES WITH 2 SIDES
Pulled Pork 16
Smoked Chicken 16
Wings (5) 16
RIBS (3) 16

FAMILY PACKS 40
Pound of meat, 4 buns, 8oz sauce 2-32oz side items choice of pulled pork or smoked chicken

SIDES
Smoked Mac and Cheese
Loaded Potato Salad
Apple Baked Beans
Slaw
Shoestring Fries
Onion Rings
Corn Nuggets
Hush Puppies (spicy)
Fried Green Tomatoes

MOZZARELLA PLANKS 10

SALTED CARAMEL CHEESE CAKE 7

STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE 7

🚨 NEXT WEEK IS BBQ WEEK 🚨This ain’t the “we made 3 pans and hoped for the best” kind of BBQ week. This is full blown sm...
05/14/2026

🚨 NEXT WEEK IS BBQ WEEK 🚨

This ain’t the “we made 3 pans and hoped for the best” kind of BBQ week.
This is full blown smoke-cloud-over-the-county BBQ chaos. 🔥

If your office, crew, ball team, church group, construction site, family reunion, graduation party, or your uncle Randy who suddenly wants to host people needs bulk BBQ…

📞 GET WITH US ASAP.

Because once the smokers are full… they’re FULL.

🐖 Whole Smoked Pork Butts – $45
🍖 Full Slabs of Ribs – $30

Slow smoked. Heavy bark. No sadness.

Don’t wait until next week and hit us with:
“Y’all still got ribs?”

That’s how heartbreak begins.

Call/Text: 205-282-0602
From the team at Straight Mountain Foods & Straight Mountain Catering

🚨 APV ISSUED: ALL POINTS VISIBLE 🚨Attention citizens of Straight Mountain County…We are currently searching for a man id...
05/13/2026

🚨 APV ISSUED: ALL POINTS VISIBLE 🚨

Attention citizens of Straight Mountain County…

We are currently searching for a man identified only as Paul. Last seen placing a call-in order with extreme confidence before disappearing like a dad headed to “grab milk.”

Suspect abandoned:
🔥 Buffalo Wings
🔥 Brussels Sprouts
🔥 Smoked Chicken Plate
🔥 Potato
🔥 Corn Nuggets

Witnesses say the food sat in the window staring into the parking lot like a golden retriever waiting on its owner to come home. 🍗🥔

Paul… if you’re reading this… your order has been promoted from “to-go” to “community property.”

At Straight Mountain Foods, we smoke meat for hours… not emotional support.

Tonight’s special:
👉 “The Paul Combo”
Comes with trust issues and abandonment trauma.

If anybody sees Paul, tell him his wings are developing separation anxiety.

Y’all kept asking us to bring more chaos to the menu… so we listened irresponsibly.Introducing the NEW🔥 PROBATION PLANKS...
05/13/2026

Y’all kept asking us to bring more chaos to the menu… so we listened irresponsibly.

Introducing the NEW
🔥 PROBATION PLANKS 🔥

Hand-breaded mozzarella planks tossed in our infamous Late Child Support sauce.
Sticky. Spicy. Questionable decision making in food form.

Served with ranch because emotionally… you’re gonna need support.

⚖️ Only $10
⚖️ No early release
⚖️ Good behavior may earn extra napkins

These ain’t your little frozen gas station cheese sticks either. These things pull up loud, dripping sauce, and making poor financial decisions look delicious.

Straight Mountain Foods stays committed to asking one important question:
“What if we took comfort food and gave it unresolved legal issues?”

Available until sold out or somebody’s probation officer calls. 🍗

Cheesecake is back at Straight Mountain Foods… because apparently salads weren’t making anyone happy. 🤷‍♂️🍰Come by the t...
05/13/2026

Cheesecake is back at Straight Mountain Foods… because apparently salads weren’t making anyone happy. 🤷‍♂️🍰

Come by the trailer and grab a slice of our rich, creamy cheesecake in:
🍓 Strawberry
🧂 Salted Caramel

And while you’re here, you might as well grab a burger, wings, mozzarella planks, or whatever bad decision your stomach talks you into. We fully support it. 🔥

Life’s stressful enough. You deserve cheesecake.
Stop by the white trailer and treat yourself before we sell out again.

📞 Call ahead to place your order: 205-282-0602 ext 701

Address

Springville, AL
35146

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 7pm
Tuesday 12pm - 7pm
Wednesday 12pm - 9pm
Thursday 12pm - 8pm
Friday 12pm - 8pm
Saturday 12pm - 5pm

Telephone

+12053526316

Website

http://www.straightmountaincatering.com/

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