09/14/2026
🍷🌴 THE BOSS IS IN ARUBA… AND WE'VE LOST SUPERVISION. 🌴🍷
The boss is currently somewhere in Aruba, which means the inmates are officially running the asylum… and apparently nobody thought to take the keys away from us first. 😂
While he’s enjoying the Caribbean, little ole me is back here unsupervised, making decisions, moving inventory, and doing things that may require a very awkward conversation when he gets home. 🤭
But here’s the important part...
HE’S IN ARUBA. THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.😈🌴😂
So while the boss is out of the country, the Downtown location is getting a little wild with the w**e prices!🤷♀️😆🫶
🔥 DOWNTOWN W**E SPECIALS: 🔥
🍷 Bonterra W**e — 2 for $15
🍷 XXL W**e — 2 for $18
🍷 Liquid Sin W**e— 2 for $18
🍷 Turnt Up W**e — 2 for $18.50
🍷 Vibe W**e— 3 for $7.99
And because apparently one location being in trouble wasn't enough…
🔥 BOTH LOCATIONS ARE ADDING MORE PRODUCTS TO THE CLEARANCE TABLE! 🔥
Clearance selections will vary by location, so if you're hunting for something specific, please call ahead and check availability before making the trip. We’d hate for you to arrive ready to celebrate only to discover another inmate got there first. 😂
Because we're not just your favorite, friendly hometown liquor store…We're the place where you get great prices, great selection, and apparently absolutely no adult supervision when the boss leaves the country.🍷😈
And while we don't want to brag…
There's a reason we keep giving the rest of the county something to compete with. 😉
📍DOWNTOWN: W**e specials + clearance additions
📍MIDTOWN: Clearance additions
Come see us before the boss gets back, the asylum gets put under supervision, and someone decides I’ve had enough freedom. 😂🍷