Angry Duck Farm, LLC

10/13/2026

🎉 Hear Ye, Hear Ye: The Renaissance Faire Returns to Adventure Brewing! 🎉
Sharpen thy wit, lace up thy boots, and prepare to be transported! Adventure Brewing is transforming into a full medieval realm for one epic day of chivalry, cheer, and cold brews. Whether you arrive as a noble knight, a mischievous rogue, or a wandering minstrel, the kingdom awaits your grand entrance.
⚔️ Merriment & Mayhem Await
Court‑worthy games, laughter, and shenanigans fit for King Arthur himself
The King & Queen roaming the grounds to greet nobles and peasants alike
Artisan vendors offering handcrafted treasures from across the realm
🍗 Feast Fit for Royalty
Chapo’s Tacos serving up legendary flavor to fuel your quests
🎭 A Day of Legendary Entertainment
🍻 12:30 / 1:00 PM – Opening of the gates, royal introductions, welcome speech & the “Enjoy the Feasts” tradition
🌿 1:00 PM – Maypole Dance
💃 1:30 PM – Dance Routine (all adventurers welcome!)
🛡️ 2:30 PM – Children’s Knighting Ceremony
✨ 4:00 PM – Patrick the Magician brings wonder to the realm
⚔️ 4:30 PM – Jousting
🎶 5–7 PM – Live Periodic Music by Marshal & Co
🎵 8–9 PM – Live music by Ilvern
Raise your tankard, gather your fellowship, and step into a world where magic, music, and merriment rule the day. The realm awaits your arrival, brave traveler. 🍻✨
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10/10/2026

🚨 PLOT TWIST! 🚨

Just when you thought Sunday was safe for fresh produce, homemade goodies, and your weekly market stroll... a hurricane crashed the party. 🌀

Starring: sideways rain, 20 mph wind gusts, and a whole lot of canopies that would really like to fly away. 🏕️💨

Our hero, Mr. Cluck Cluck, has made the tough call to keep everyone safe: Long Family Markets’ Stafford location in the 610 Slug Lot is CLOSED tomorrow, Sunday, October 11. 🐓

But every good story has a comeback episode! 🎬
📅 Sunday, October 18
⏰ 8 AM to 1 PM
📍 In the 610 Slug Lot
Until then, our farmers and makers need a few sidekicks. Message your favorite business, grab a preorder, plan a pick up or share their page. Real heroes Shop Micro. Find a full vendor list on our website at longfamilymarkets.com

Stay safe and dry, friends. See you next week!

10/04/2026

No market for us tomorrow due to the weather but we will be out next weekend!

09/05/2026

Market time!!! We unfortunately will not have eggs available but we are bringing out an expanded petting zoo! Come visit the goats, turkeys, ducks, chickens and bunnies!!

Okay Stafford, we need to talk. 👀 Sunday. 8 AM–1 PM. 610 Slug Lot.

You're getting almost 60 independent businesses in one lot — and two things you didn't even know you needed:

♻️ Bring your food scraps. FXBG Compost is on-site to take them off your hands (yes, really — no more guilt-tripping your trash can).

🔪 That knife you've been "meaning to sharpen" for two years? Papa Moose is fixing that Sunday. Knives, scissors, garden tools — all of it. While you shop.

This is not a small list. This is the lineup:
Amy Kovatz Pottery 🍅 Angry Duck Farm 🥕 Aquia Plant Lady 🌽 Authentic Chicha 🍆 Baked By Jaz 🥦 Bakery Anomaly 🍓 Bee's Pizza 🍕 Brekkie 🥬 Bubisha 🍊 Buck & Company 🍋 C&A Produce 🥔 C&T Produce 🍒 Catfish On Wheels 🍑 CC Crafts 🥒 C***r Lab 🍎 Cold Country Salmon 🍅 Contrive 🥕 Coral's Pure Beeswax Candles 🌽 Craft's by Monde🥧Dad's Puzzles 🌶️DC Dills 🍆 Earth's Echo Farm 🥦 Empanadas Market 🧄Fairyland Customs🍞Flores Produce 🍇 Foxy Flecos 🥬 GC Organics 🍊 Genesis Soaps 🍋 Great Harvest Bread 🥔 Handwoven By Design 🍒 Heaven's Gate Specialty Foods 🍑 Herbalist's Assistant 🥒 Home Grown Farms 🍎 Honey On Duty 🍅 LFM Foundation 🥕 Jenn Eclairs 🌽 JJ Churros 🍆 Karla On The Go 🥦 Karya Kuisine 🍓 Layla Organic 🍇 Lil Tea's Specialty Desserts 🥬 Lilies For Less - Ma's Garden Arrangements 🍊 Lily May 🍋 Limaz Kollection 🥔 Llamacita 🍒 Luckey Laserworks 🍑 Lush Canopy 🥒 Marcos Produce 🍎 Mediterranean Family Kitchen 🍅 Mondo's Hot Sauce 🥕 Nube Coffee 🌽 Phal's Café 🍆 Pickle Factory 🥦 Riley's Lemonade/Moose Hill Knife Sharpening 🍓 Rock Hill Honey Bee Farms 🍇 Shirley's Shack 🥬 Soul Sippin' 🍊 Sugar & Pop 🍋 Sweet Like Sugar 🥔 Take Me Home 🍒 Taste Of Old Country 🍑 Touch by Prince🥗The Book Market FXBG 🥒 The Little Donut Shoppe 🍎 Tienes Tortillas 🍅 Tommy's Wicked Garden Salsas (Arc Angels) 🥕 Union Global 🌽 Walnut Hollow Naturals

If you're not there, what are you even doing Sunday?
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08/02/2026

05/03/2026

Good morning from the Long Family Market!!!

05/03/2026