Hey Caviar

08/04/2026

08/01/2026

More is more.
Same Premium Kaluga as the legacy brands without the legacy markup.

07/29/2026

A Bougie Bitch Dinner, except the caviar didn’t require anyone to refinance the house. Eric Goldie , real estate professional, approves this message.

07/28/2026

Celebrate the little things.

07/19/2026

See you tomorrow.

07/16/2026

At this point in my life, I thought I’d be making a comedy series for Netflix. Instead, I’m selling fish eggs. Granted… the best fish eggs in the business, but still, fish eggs.

We partnered directly with the source, skipped the legacy markup, and sell the exact same Premium Grade A Kaluga caviar direct to your mouth for about half the price of what you’d typically pay.

It’s funny, giving more people permission to indulge, laugh, and enjoy life on a random Tuesday isn’t all that different from making a comedy. I just didn’t expect my punchlines to come with blinis, but here we are.

07/15/2026

There are exceptions.
This isn’t one of them.

07/14/2026

She didn’t survive extinction to eat beef jerky.

07/08/2026

Turns out caviar pairs beautifully with unsolicited advice. 😂

What’s the most “mother-in-law” thing your mother-in-law has ever done?
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07/06/2026

Hot flashes. Cold caviar.