04/14/2024
MOM! MOM! MOM!
if you are reading this, i have been kidhapped by the woman formerly known as Mama! Please come get me or at least send an Uber.
She barely feeds me...one bowl of kibble, one puny slice of liverwurst and 2 of my yummy treats (oops, i mean dirt biscuits) 2 times a day. She insists on petting my head...no one touches the head that wears the crown! And, if you can even believe this, she took that little mutt, Bear, to a pizza party! And did not even bring me one slice! SAVE ME!
Anyone reading this, i am being held captive on the White Oak Alpaca Farm...please help.