Stinkin Grocery LLC

08/13/2026

We are not to be blamed for this! We do not sell bad Kool-Aid! Find someone else to blame your problems on...

07/28/2026

In response to The Funky Food Mart's Grand Opening right across the street from Stinkin Grocery LLC, everything in the store is buy one get one free all week!

Come stock up on your favorites like Giant Hot Dogs, Your Mom's Brand Big Fat Burritos, and Mystery Meat Jerky!

07/23/2026

Lettuce is now on sale buy one get one free at Stinkin Grocery LLC

Do not worry, this lettuce is parasite free. We treated it with bleach, and rinsed it off with holy hose water so there's no way those nasty critters survived. Can't get any fresher than this!

07/12/2026

2020 was such a strange year for Stinkin Grocery. Anyway we have Rice-a-Rona on clearance since it is nearing the expiration date. Come get some now while supplies last...

07/11/2026

Gently Used VHS tapes are on sale all weekend at Stinkin Grocery LLC for only 69 cents!

07/10/2026

Watch out Stinky Pinky. There's a new mascot in town!

MAN... I still can't believe this actually happened. 🤯

My buddy Carl "Glizzy Boy" McGraw finally made the pilgrimage to the legendary Stinkin Grocery... and he actually got a meet-and-greet with the one and only MR. BROWN FINGER!

Stinkin Grocery has been a mecca for me for years. It's one of those places you dream about visiting, and the fact that Carl actually made it there and met the mascot is absolutely unreal.

I'm jealous as hell... but one day I'll make the pilgrimage myself.

God bless the Stinkin Grocery. 🫡

07/10/2026

The 1st annual Stinkin Grocery Shopping Cart Demolition Derby was a smashing success.

Rules were simple:

🛒 If all four wheels are still touching the ground, you're not trying hard enough.

💩 Once you can no longer push your cart you are eliminated

🥇 Grand prize: bragging rights and a $69 gift card to Stinkin Grocery.

No engines. No horsepower. Just questionable decisions, squeaky wheels, and small-town glory.

Who needs NASCAR when you've got shopping carts and pure determination? 😂🛒💥

07/09/2026

Congratulations to our reigning Hotdog Eating champion Johnny Longone. He narrowly beat his record from last year of 69 hotdogs by eating 70 hotdogs within the 60 minute time frame 🫡🔥

Enjoy the free year's supply of antacids and the free T shirt 🥳

07/09/2026

We apologize for the delay today at Stinkin Grocery LLC

Apparently our employees found out it was National Video Game Day and "forgot" they were on the clock.

We have since taken away their controllers and the line is now moving again.

As always, thank you for shopping at Stinkin Grocery.