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FunnyAssFarm Funny Ass Farm is located in Central Iowa and has Farm Fresh Flowers & Eggs. Funnyassfarm.myshopify.com

TWO IMPORTANT MESSAGES!1️⃣ If you put your amaryllis away, now is the time to take them back out to wake them up! Soak t...
11/23/2025

TWO IMPORTANT MESSAGES!

1️⃣ If you put your amaryllis away, now is the time to take them back out to wake them up! Soak their roots/butt of the bulb in an inch-ish of water for about an hour. Once you do that, replant them and place them in a bright, warm spot.

2️⃣ if you purchased wreaths from us last year and looking for our wreaths again this year, they will be available, self serve at our flower shop, 608 Main Street in Jewell! We are slowly getting them put out for you. We have beautiful porch pots and a small selection of fresh Christmas trees available at the shop as well! Masie Floral Co.

Let us know if we can help!

Were you a fortunate recipient of our amaryllis bulb(s) this last year?? It’s officially time to put them in a dark & co...
08/19/2025

Were you a fortunate recipient of our amaryllis bulb(s) this last year?? It’s officially time to put them in a dark & cool place ‼️

When you put them in a dark place, discontinue watering them and let them die back by themselves. They will stay in that spot for 8-10 weeks … which means November-ish. I’ll post to remind you to take them out so that they will bloom again for your Christmas table!

Looking for more this year? We will have them at our flower shop, Masie Floral Co., in Jewell the beginning of November!

Questions? Let us know!

For those who are looking / interested: we only order the largest bulbs so that they produce the largest number of flowers. They are easy to take care of and make great Christmas or hostess gifts🎁

We have been mia for the last few months as we have been working hard to establish Masie Floral Co., our new flower shop...
07/24/2025

We have been mia for the last few months as we have been working hard to establish Masie Floral Co., our new flower shop in Jewell!

We have cut back our cut flower production as we simply don’t have the time to do everything 🤪 we do grow and will continue to grow our favorites and use them as they come into season.

We had a friend house sit for us this last weekend and she sent us these AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL pictures she took. Loretta has gown since our last posting and spends her days under the fan. The donkey, Hank, is our ‘baby Donk’ (he is 6) and is always nudging our butt for scratches. 💙

If you want to have your animals photographed, reach out to M Lazy Heart Photography !

A great night teaching flowers! If anyone is looking for the perfect place to host a gathering, check out The Local Even...
06/18/2025

A great night teaching flowers! If anyone is looking for the perfect place to host a gathering, check out The Local Event Venue in Ankeny!

Here is our big announcement that we hinted at last week 😃 give Masie Floral Co. a follow!
04/07/2025

Here is our big announcement that we hinted at last week 😃 give Masie Floral Co. a follow!

📣 To our Ankeny Farmers Market Goers 📣 Thank you for the last three years of market! You have really helped boost our li...
04/03/2025

📣 To our Ankeny Farmers Market Goers 📣

Thank you for the last three years of market! You have really helped boost our little farm off the ground however, this year we have decided to forego farmers market with a new path forward. Announcement will be made here soon but for now.. thank you for your patronage and friendships we have made through market. 🤍

-Chris & Adrianne

I was honored to receive a scholarship to this luxury wedding workshop in Dallas over the last two days. It was an incre...
03/26/2025

I was honored to receive a scholarship to this luxury wedding workshop in Dallas over the last two days. It was an incredible experience!

A piano as the ceremony focal point? Yes, please. 🎹✨

At our Dallas stop on the Intrigue Across America Tour, the students turned up the creativity and designed this incredible ceremony aisle installation—with cascading florals leading to a white piano bathed in natural light. Romantic, unexpected, and completely unforgettable.

Dallas, you showed UP 💐

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I had the opportunity to make sympathy flowers for a good family friend’s mom that passed away. These are the arrangemen...
03/15/2025

I had the opportunity to make sympathy flowers for a good family friend’s mom that passed away. These are the arrangements I enjoy to make most as it is one of the final ways to show respect and honor to the decedent.

Yellow was her favorite color 💛

Who needs to brighten their weekend?! We are restocking the cooler this weekend with some bright, spring colored arrange...
03/08/2025

Who needs to brighten their weekend?! We are restocking the cooler this weekend with some bright, spring colored arrangements 🌿 free delivery to Story City, Roland & Jewell —-AND DEXTER/ EARLHAM ! (We will be in Dexter this afternoon)

Arrangements are $60 (similar to the one below). Smaller options available, pm with any questions. Thank you! 🌞

A few special orders went out this weekend. These ‘pick me up’ arrangements were bright and would lift anyone’s spirit 🤍...
03/03/2025

A few special orders went out this weekend. These ‘pick me up’ arrangements were bright and would lift anyone’s spirit 🤍

UPDATE! 💐 Know someone who needs a pick-me-up? We have only ONE of these arrangements that will be available tomorrow, Tuesday! $60 each and includes these new vases I’m so excited about! Will deliver locally to Story City.

Enjoy the beautiful weather on this Monday ☀️

I was able to play with flowers this weekend for a special ONE year old birthday party! Our daughter, Landrie, turned on...
02/23/2025

I was able to play with flowers this weekend for a special ONE year old birthday party! Our daughter, Landrie, turned one on Valentines Day 💗

If you have a party that we can help with, let us know! We have the arches available for use and can do any colors and designs based on any theme.

Before we know it, we will have our own flowers to play with but until then..this itched the scratch 🙂

A little Monday reminder that Spring is only 31 days away! 🌱 ☀️
02/17/2025

A little Monday reminder that Spring is only 31 days away! 🌱 ☀️

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