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It is impossible to convey just how impressed we are with these girls.Years ago, I was told the way we raised our LGDs w...
06/14/2026

It is impossible to convey just how impressed we are with these girls.
Years ago, I was told the way we raised our LGDs was wrong and that I'd ruined them. For whatever reason, that comment has always stuck with me.

With the exception of Security, Felicia, and Violet, our other three were raised inside. They learned basic obedience, were house-trained, and eventually transitioned to living full-time outside. Security came to us in early summer when he was already four months old and pretty well set in his ways. He wouldn't be contained by fences or walls, yet somehow always knew not to leave the farm.

Violet and Felicia, on the other hand, weren't raised inside and stayed with their parents a few weeks longer than Celia, Leo, and Recon did.

Long story short, we've been letting the girls come into the tasting room with Security on the REALLY hot days. For two puppies that have never been house-trained, they act like fully trained adult dogs. They come in, lay down, and enjoy the cool concrete floor for hours, without a single accident. When I take them outside, they do their business and then stand by the door waiting to come back in, as if they're grateful for the chance to hang out with Security in the A/C. They have been the easiest dogs to "potty train".

Brian has wanted a "rat dog" because... farms. If you know, you know. Especially when you live smack dab in the middle of a field.
As of this post, we've found nearly ten dead rats around the yard. That used to be Celia's department, but the girls have apparently decided to take over the position and make sure the rats understand their place. 😁

Thankfully, they've left the chickens, ducks, and even the little chick following its momma around the farm completely alone.
Eggs, however, are a different story.

Felicia discovered those tasty little treasures and generously shared her find with Violet. Now I have to stay on top of collecting them. But I've never been one to be too greedy about sharing eggs with the dogs... or the occasional black snake. 😉

Pupdate...As of June 4, Violet weighed in at 36.2 pounds and Felicia tipped the scales at 33.8 pounds. They are both get...
06/09/2026

Pupdate...
As of June 4, Violet weighed in at 36.2 pounds and Felicia tipped the scales at 33.8 pounds. They are both getting tall!
I thought for sure I was going to have to take both girls to the vet yesterday. Out of nowhere, they stopped following me every time I went outside and just seemed... off. They were eating and drinking normally and didn't appear to be in any distress, but they were definitely acting different. 🤣
Turns out, everything is fine. They're just starting to do their jobs. 🤷‍♀️ They're patrolling more at night and have recently discovered barking. Lots of barking. 😂 Their barks are a much higher pitch than we're used to, so it's going to take a little while before we can tune them out the way we do the boys and the roosters.
Tonight, I worked with "Violence" and a duckling. Her desire to turn a live squeak toy into entertainment is strong, so we're going to need some persistence and consistency. Better to get a handle on it now while she's still young.
Every day they're a little bigger, a little more independent, and a little more invested in their responsibilities around the farm.

06/07/2026

Violet says it's hot outside!

We've got new ducklings on the farm, but I'm not raising these  🤣 I think in all it's 10 for one momma and 5 for the oth...
06/07/2026

We've got new ducklings on the farm, but I'm not raising these 🤣 I think in all it's 10 for one momma and 5 for the other.

Things are progressing with Leo and the girls. Security still couldn't care less about them, he's a grumpy old man...Leo...
06/05/2026

Things are progressing with Leo and the girls. Security still couldn't care less about them, he's a grumpy old man...Leo allows them to follow him around, but just shortly after taking these pictures I heard his "I've had enough" bark.

Gather 'round, people, got a story to spin,'Bout a brand-new kid tryin' to fit in.Fresh in town, just cruisin' around,Wh...
06/04/2026

Gather 'round, people, got a story to spin,
'Bout a brand-new kid tryin' to fit in.
Fresh in town, just cruisin' around,
When an ego on stilts comes stompin' around.
Big talk, big swagger, puffed up with pride,
Actin' like they the sheriff on a one-horse ride.
Tried to throw shade, tried to do me harm,
But they got put in time out down on the farm.

I've been listening to a lot of 80's/90's rap lately, though, I'm no rapper 😂 but rap the above in the stylings of Slick Rick 😂

This is a tale about Tina, CK and Felicia and Violet. (Mostly😉) Tina still thinks the best way to handle the pups is by throwing her weight around, and this morning, she went too far and stomped on Felicia. Thankfully, the REAL boss was around (it's me🙋‍♀️ I'm the real boss) and Tina lost her privileges of being out grazing. She's an animal, I didn't expect her to learn her lesson, but if only she'd take a second to learn that just because you can Lord over those under you, doesn't mean you should, especially when your subjects will one day be protecting you😉

I fear the duck pond, once it's installed, will be a dog pond, but for now, they enjoy playing queen of the pond😂
06/02/2026

I fear the duck pond, once it's installed, will be a dog pond, but for now, they enjoy playing queen of the pond😂

We are into our third week with the puppies, and they are now 15 weeks old.Violet, aka Violence (IYKYK), continues to li...
05/27/2026

We are into our third week with the puppies, and they are now 15 weeks old.
Violet, aka Violence (IYKYK), continues to live up to her nickname. This week she claimed the life of a baby bunny, and two fledglings. Thankfully, she has left all chickens and ducks alone, so we’re calling that a win in the livestock department.
A lot of people ask how we “train” the pups. One huge part of it is teaching “drop it” and “leave it,” and unfortunately this week provided several real-life training opportunities. While Violet ran off with the bunny and the first two fledglings and needed to be scruffed to retrieve them, she did drop the third one on command. Progress, even when it comes wrapped in feathers and fur.
I firmly believe LGDs need to understand that animals matter to us. So yes, I carried around the dead bunny, talking to it and letting her see me care for it. Did I look ridiculous? Absolutely. Did it feel silly and desperate? Also yes. But maybe she’ll remember that this tiny creature had value to me.
And before anyone asks, no, I did not hit her. Stern voice? Definitely. But the goal is RESPECT, not fear.
Felicia has been the real surprise this week. She’s learning “sit” and “down” exceptionally well and seems incredibly eager to please, despite her tiny goblin tendencies. She’s smart, sweet, and just naughty enough to keep life interesting.
The picture below absolutely melted my heart. We had a nasty band of rain and thunder roll through, and it was a little scary for everyone. Chick, my FAVORITE rooster, took shelter in the doghouse with the pups ❤️
For anyone unfamiliar with Chick, I carry him around constantly 😂 and I’m fairly certain he believes I am one of his hens. He’s always bringing me little treasures he finds, and he can usually be found hanging out with the puppies. The three of them seem to have formed some strange little farm alliance, and today they all rode out the storm together.

Excuse the horrible picture, it’s from our security camera and ridiculously zoomed in…Today’s post is dedicated to Leo, ...
05/22/2026

Excuse the horrible picture, it’s from our security camera and ridiculously zoomed in…

Today’s post is dedicated to Leo, the unsung hero of the day!

My truck, Miranda, was parked up at the house, which means I have to get in and out to open the gate. Unfortunately, the pups have not yet mastered the concept of “when the gate opens, you do NOT launch yourselves into freedom.” That lesson has officially moved to the top of the curriculum after today🙄

Trying to get them in the yard, was like wrestling an otter dipped in Vaseline. Every time I caught one, I’d lose the other. Eventually, I got Miranda out, the pups in, and what remained of my dignity somewhat intact.

As I pulled away, I already knew Felicia was plotting her escape, so I checked the camera. Sure enough, there came big brother Leo to save the day. He calmly walked up to the gate, turned around, and laid down right in front of it like the seasoned security system he is.

Meanwhile the girls stood there looking like tiny inmates evaluating weaknesses in the fence line.

Leo got a treat the second I got home. ❤️

Pupdate:We had a weigh-in today and these girls are not messing around…they are growing.Violet tipped the scale at 32.2 ...
05/19/2026

Pupdate:
We had a weigh-in today and these girls are not messing around…they are growing.
Violet tipped the scale at 32.2 lbs, up from 26 lbs on May 8.
Felicia came in at 28 lbs, up from 23.6 lbs on May 8.
They’ve officially started doing their “job”…with a bit of creative interpretation. With the heat rolling in, they’ve claimed the prime real estate under the bridge. From their shady headquarters, they keep watch and issue very serious warnings to delivery drivers and anyone bold enough to cross “their” bridge.
They’ve also been tailing the boys and copying their every move…which the boys are tolerating with the patience of older siblings who did not sign up for younger siblings.

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1621 Millington Road
Sudlersville, MD
21668

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