Patriot Acres Farm Brewery

06/18/2026

Weekly SITREP & General Farm Shenanigans

Thursday 4-8 PM Brackish Wooder has a Thursday Switch tonight, so come out for a fun evening of tossing bags and enjoying some brews.

Food Truck: Operation MRE

Friday 4-8 PM It's a typical Friday night on the farm. Nothing too exciting... just trivia, cold drinks, good company, and a chance to unwind after a long week.

Saturday 12-6 PM Bristow Live Fire will be here serving up their delicious wood-fired pizza pies. Beer and pizza? Solid plan 😂

Sunday 12-6 PM Father's Day
Bring Dad out to the farm and celebrate Father's Day with us!

Operation MRE will be here serving food. Plenty of brews will be flowing, and fingers crossed, the slushy machine will finally be up and running. We're just waiting on the refrigerant to be delivered. Any other time Amazon would have had it here in two days...😂

See y'all at the farm!

06/12/2026

We did everything we could today to get the slushy machine running, but the universe had other plans. 😅
The machine needs to be recharged, so slushies are on hold until next weekend. We'll let everyone know as soon as it's back up and freezing drinks like it's supposed to. Thanks for your patience!

06/12/2026

SITREP... a little late this week!
I've spent the entire day trying to catch up with myself, and I'm convinced I lost the race!

The good news? The SLUSHIE MACHINE is back! With temperatures climbing this weekend, our hard seltzer slushies are arriving at exactly the right time.

Thursday 4-8 PM
Singles Co****le Tournament Food Truck: Operation MRE

Friday 4-8 PM
Trivia Night Bring your friends, your random knowledge, and your best guesses.
Food Truck: Operation MRE

Saturday 12-6 PM
Summer Sign Class with Wits and Pieces Last chance to sign up is Friday at noon. Tickets are available ONLY through the event link.
Food Truck: Operation MRE

Sunday 12-6 PM
It's going to be a HOT day weather-wise, but there will be plenty of chill in the tasting room. Stop by, relax, and wrap up the weekend with us.
Food Truck: Operation MRE

Cold drinks, slushies, good food, and good company all weekend long. We'll see you at the farm! 🍻

06/04/2026

Weekend Sit Rep

Thursday 4-8/9
It's Week 4 of our Spring Co****le League! Whether you're chasing glory or just trying not to throw a bag into another zip code, we'll be out there having a good time. Thank you Brackish Wooder for running the show!
Food Truck: Operation MRE

Friday 4-8
Trivia Night! As always, it's FREE to play. Just download the app and jump in. No schedule, no pressure, no teammates giving you dirty looks because you don't know the capital of Kazakhstan, in fact, wrong answers are a thing around here 🤣
Food Truck: Operation MRE

Saturday 12-6
At 11 AM in the big building, we have a seminar presented by Jen Steele about navigating that mysterious midlife chapter... for women. Jen is certified to help guide you through this uncharted territory. Afterward, reward yourself with gabbing, farm-fresh beer, hard cider, soda, seltzer, and delicious food from... you guessed it... Operation MRE. Tickets are still available for Saturday's seminar, they are ONLY available in the event, or, if you just show up, you can pay on site.

For everyone else, it's shaping up to be a nice, relaxing day at the farm.

Sunday 12-6
No worries about parking. No worries about it being so people-y that you can't find a place to sit. And no worries about drama, because that's just not how we do things down on the farm.
Operation MRE will be serving up the chow...and behind the bar (all weekend except Thursday) and in the food truck you'll find the two people who have poured the blood, sweat, tears, long days, and *probably* a few choice words into making this whole thing happen 🤣

The tap board is loaded with favorites and ready for duty.
Come spend some time with us, kick back, and enjoy a little farm therapy.
We'll see you, at the farm!

06/03/2026

Video of Shawna extending the water line out to the front field.

Edit: This was from June 2017

06/03/2026

Trenching water lines in what's now our Tasting Room.

Edit: This was from June 2017

06/02/2026

Book series magnets will be on the shelf this week! I had to get them off my worktable 😂 Show your series pride!

It's been a while since I've posted, sadly I've been in a creative slump but, I'm back at it with some orders coming in. These mini books have been an ongoing obsession. I turned a few popular series into magnets today ❤️ I even have them ready to put on the shelf, which is a small miracle for me 😂