Blonde Hen Farms

06/29/2025

🚿🧼BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CHICK SPA🧼🚿

Meet Gladys, freshly washed, slightly offended, and currently filing a formal complaint with the management. 😤

She came in fluffy.
She left... fluffier.
Her feathers? Volumized.
Her ego? Slightly damp.

Gladys would like everyone to know that while she tolerated the bath, she did not sign up for the blow dryer or the paparazzi.

06/23/2025

🥚🐓 Well hey there, friends! 🐓🥚

Just me and a fresh batch of eggs straight from the coop this morning! My hens have been busy, and let me tell you—these girls lay the best eggs this side of the county line. 🍳

No chemicals, no cages, no funny business. Just real eggs from real happy hens, raised with a whole lotta love (and a little sass).

If you're needing some for breakfast, baking, or bribing the grandkids—shoot me a message or come on by. I’ll even throw in a chicken story or two, free of charge. 😉

They’re eggs-actly what your skillet’s been missing.
And don’t worry—I already chased off the rooster. He was getting too cocky.

— Joyce at Blonde Hen Farms

06/14/2025

Aren't they egg-stremely pretty?

06/13/2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
The cutest inmate at Blonde Hen Farms has been caught plotting her great escape...

🔐 Crime: Excessive fluffiness & peeping after bedtime
🍗 Motive: Rumors of a treat stash behind the heat lamp
🐣 Code Name: “Lil’ Nugget”

She’s currently on perch arrest and refusing all plea deals unless bribed with mealworms.

Follow us for more adorable updates from the real pecking order! 🐥💛

06/11/2025

🥚💛 Easy, Cheesy, and Egg-stra Delicious 💛🥚

Got a carton of beautiful farm-fresh Blonde Hen eggs sitting in your fridge? Here’s a simple, budget-friendly recipe that’ll make you feel fancy without dirtying every dish in your kitchen: Spinach Mushroom Feta Crustless Quiche 👉https://www.budgetbytes.com/spinach-mushroom-feta-crustless-quiche/

No crust. No stress. Just wholesome, hearty goodness baked up in one dish—perfect for breakfast, brunch, or those nights when dinner is more of a “refrigerator clean-out” situation. 🙃

Your hens did their part. Now go crack some eggs and show ‘em what you’ve got! 🐔🍳

06/11/2025

Good Morning. Who is ready for some eggs this morning?

06/10/2025

Blonde Hen Farms – Farm-Fresh, Colorful Eggs 🥚🐔
Looking for delicious, local eggs that come from happy hens in Tebbets, Missouri?
We’ve got you covered! Our farm-fresh eggs come in all sizes and beautiful colors, straight from our backyard coop to your kitchen.

✅ No hormones
✅ Free-range hens
✅ Mixed colors & sizes
✅ Bulk pricing available

📍 Porch pickup in Tebbets or meet at local farmers markets!
📦 Message Joyce to place your order today!
👉 Follow Blonde Hen Farms for updates, specials, and chicken pics!

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