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Satire Brewing Company Satire Brewing Company is Thornton's most inappropriate small-batch brewpub and eatery. Our space has plenty to offer.
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Satire Brewing Company stands out as one of Denver’s best and most original brewpubs. It was listed among the top 5 must-follow breweries on Instagram in the area. At Satire, we’re all about offering creative and unique beers you won’t find anywhere else in Denver. If beer isn’t your thing, don’t worry—we also serve wine, ciders, and handcrafted cocktails. There’s something for everyone here, with both food and drinks on the menu. We’ve got several indoor rooms and event spaces, plus a large heated patio outside that sits right by the Highline Canal. Whether you want a casual meal or are planning a big get-together, we’ve got you covered. Our venue can host gatherings like parties, meetings, and events.

10/23/2026

Eight years of chipping away, one detail at a time.

Satire’s old-world look is a family effort and Staci has spent countless hours bringing it together, with a different theme in every room and plenty to discover along the way.

Come grab a b**r and find your favorite corner of Satire.

📍 Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B
Thornton, CO 80241

Sarah’s bringing the paint. We’re bringing the b**r. You bring the friend who swears they can’t draw a stick figure. Joi...
10/22/2026

Sarah’s bringing the paint. We’re bringing the b**r. You bring the friend who swears they can’t draw a stick figure.

Join us Wednesday, November 4 for Paint & Sip Night with

Sarah will guide you step by step through painting a Colorado sunset, with all supplies provided and your first pour included.

Come settle in at 6 p.m. before painting starts at 6:30. We’ll paint, sip, and see what everyone creates until 9.

There are 30 seats for this event, so grab your ticket and make a creative night of it at Satire.

Wednesday, November 4
Doors: 6 p.m. | Painting: 6:30–9 p.m.
$50 includes all painting supplies and your first pour

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/paint-sip-night-at-satire-brewing-colorado-sunset-tickets-2003041805962

NEWEST UNLEASH!AMERICAN HEROES HONEY ALEHoney ale made with local nectar. Dedicated to American Heroes in Action a non p...
10/21/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH!

AMERICAN HEROES HONEY ALE
Honey ale made with local nectar. Dedicated to American Heroes in Action a non profit that supports injured military personnel, firefighters, police officers and first responders. 5.8%

10/20/2026

Some b**rs come and go. These ones aren’t allowed to.

We’re highlighting our mainstay b**rs every Tuesday. The b**rs you love so much, we make sure they’re always in rotation. Haven’t tried them all yet? No rush. These brews aren’t going anywhere. Keep an eye out every Tuesday as we spotlight another Satire mainstay.

SN**CH CHILLE
Named Sn**ch because it rhymes with Hatch, the type of chilies used. Robust flavor, toasted corn and firm heat. Get ya some hot sn**ch!
5.2% ABV

NEWISH UNLEASH!THORNTON PALE ALEFresh light pale ale dry hopped with whole cone hops to give a real taste of Autumn. ...
10/19/2026

NEWISH UNLEASH!

THORNTON PALE ALE
Fresh light pale ale dry hopped with whole cone hops to give a real taste of Autumn. 5.1%

You’ve been pretending to be normal all year. Take a night off. Halloween at Satire is Saturday, October 31, with Three ...
10/17/2026

You’ve been pretending to be normal all year. Take a night off.

Halloween at Satire is Saturday, October 31, with Three Day Weekend live at 7 p.m. Come early to start the fun, show up in costume, and bring someone questionable.

We’ve got pumpkin b**rs, a pumpkin cocktail, Sweet Pumpkin Things dessert, and seasonal fall specials. Someone should probably check on the brewer and chef.

Come for the boos. TASTE THE FUN!

NEWISH UNLEASH!BAVARIAN H***YEasy amber l***r in a sort of German style. Naturally H***y is very popular with a lot of g...
10/16/2026

NEWISH UNLEASH!

BAVARIAN H***Y
Easy amber l***r in a sort of German style. Naturally H***y is very popular with a lot of guys. We all like a challenge but sometimes easy is the way to go. 5.6%

10/16/2026

Birthday parties, retirements, graduations, craft workshops, even bonsai trees. We wanted Satire to be a place for connection, and our community keeps finding new ways to gather here.

In this clip, Todd shares how the brewery has become a home for celebrations, creative evenings, and meaningful get-togethers.

Come grab a b**r, check out our spaces, and talk with us about what you have in mind for your next gathering.

📍 Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B
Thornton, CO 80241

We can usually guess what you’re thinking: “I could use a drink.” Brad Montgomery takes it a little further. We’re excit...
10/15/2026

We can usually guess what you’re thinking: “I could use a drink.” Brad Montgomery takes it a little further.

We’re excited to welcome Brad to Satire for an evening of comedy mind-reading. Expect an interactive show shaped by the people in the room, with plenty to laugh about and puzzle over afterward.

Come at 5 to grab food, enjoy a drink, and explore Satire before Brad takes the stage at 7.

Thursday, November 12
Come at 5 p.m. for food and drinks. Show starts at 7 p.m.

📍 Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B
Thornton, CO 80241

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-mind-reading-laughs-cocktails-mentalist-zero-crystal-balls-1112-tickets-2002459940587

10/13/2026

Some b**rs come and go. These ones aren’t allowed to.

We're highlighting our Mainstay b**rs every Tuesday! The b**rs you love so much, we make sure they’re always in rotation.

Haven’t tried them all yet? No rush. These brews aren’t going anywhere.
Keep an eye out every Tuesday as we spotlight another Satire Mainstay.

DILLDO
For your pleasure, we bring you a DILL loaded pickle b**r. Good for when you are not in the mood for the same old thing. "Perhaps the worst b**r name in the state". - Westword Magazine 5%

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12136 Grant Cir Unit B
Thornton, CO
80241

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 10pm
Tuesday 3pm - 10pm
Wednesday 3pm - 10pm
Thursday 3pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

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