02/21/2026
Meet the bold new owners of the Tørkes farm:
Haystack Shellfish Co (feat. )
Shucking at the Newport Wine and Seafood Festival, something Nevør never had the guts to do. It seemed like it would be bullying to show up down there with the clean clean briny. Bravo, proud of you Haystack!
Content warning: Intense Rivalry
For those attending the festival this weekend, please please please—please please please— try a couple Yaquina oysters too.
And let know which you prefer with your wine:
1) 🦪 yum (clean clean briny) 🦪
2) 🧻 eeww (squishy mush pulp) 🧻