Hoofs & Paws Haven

02/22/2026

Absolute requirement, her name must remain Ruby. She's named after her Dad, R***r. My legend, my long hair English mastiff. 2/24 Will be a year since I had to say goodbye to him.

It's been brought to my attention by a few people that they tried to send me messages and it's not working. If you are interested, please text me at 302-409-2921.

02/21/2026

Professional snow zoomer with the softest heart — Patches is ready to be someone’s loyal, oversized baby.

It's been brought to my attention by a few people that they tried to send me messages and it's not working. If you are interested, please text me at 302-409-2921.

02/21/2026

Willow Mae is a true sweetheart — gentle, loving, and full of personality. She deserves a family who will adore her, spoil her rotten, and treat her like the princess she is. 💕

It's been brought to my attention by a few people that they tried to send me messages and it's not working. If you are interested, please text me at 302-409-2921.

02/21/2026

Forecast: 23 inches of snow and one oversized marshmallow ready for duty.
Saint Bernard instincts included. Whiskey barrel sold separately. 😂❄️

It's been brought to my attention by a few people that they tried to send me messages and it's not working. If you are interested, please text me at 302-409-2921.

01/21/2026

❄️🐾 SNOWSTORM BUDDIES AVAILABLE 🐾❄️
6-month-old Saint Bernard puppies looking for their forever humans just in time for this weekend’s ❄️LEGENDARY SNOWSTORM❄️
These pups were built for this weather.
They don’t walk in snow… they celebrate it.
They will frolic.
They will zoom.
They will dramatically flop into snowbanks like they’ve just won an Oscar.
If you’ve ever wanted a dog that treats a snowstorm like the best day of their life — these are your guys.
✨ What you get:
• Big goofy personalities
• Snow-loving adventure buddies
• Professional cuddle specialists
• Guaranteed entertainment all weekend
💰 Adoption fee is LESS than the SPCA
⏰ Pick up before the storm hits and I’ll take $50 off because I love a good deal and spontaneous decisions.
And let's face it, 12 less paws on my floors would be an amazing thing with snow coming!!!
Perfect timing.
Perfect weather.
Perfect chaos companions.

Expect:
• Zoomies at unsafe speeds
• Face-first snow dives
• Dramatic rolling
• Random barking at snowflakes like they personally offended them
They will make this weekend 10x more fun.
They will be your emotional support snow goblins.

01/21/2026

Surprise baby today!!!
I knew I had two mammas ready to give birth, I had no idea this one was even pregnant!!!
Soon, we'll have three or four bouncing kids!!

01/21/2026

For my Delaware and East coast followers.....Everybody better get out there and get everything they need, and I say this very seriously! I went yesterday just to pick up a couple things from the grocery store for dinner and there was one loaf of bread left. I took it sorry lol.
Seing how busy it was in there for a four o'clock on a Tuesday and bread was gone and there was a lot of empty spots on the shelves. It's already starting, get out and find what you need now or order it from amazon!

Make sure you have enough pet food stocked up for at least a week. We're going Friday and making sure we have enough livestock feed and going to pick up hay tonight, so the horse's cows and goats are fed.
Picking up my prescription tomorrow and honestly we're going to the extent of filling bathtubs up with water! Because if we have no electricity, our toilets don't flush being on a well. So we have to stockpile water here. Thankfully, we have three wood fireplaces, one of which I can cook on.
So the next two days my husband's working on wood!

Check on your neighbors, especially the ones that can't do a whole lot for themselves. Make sure that they're good to go and they have everything they need too!!!

Latest guidance from the NWS. Morning updates coming.

12/26/2025

Sassy had me crying I was laughing so hard!! 🤣🤣🤣

12/22/2025

😂🐶 AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION: MELTING PUP EDITION 🫠🐾
Meet this 5-month-old masterpiece of EXTRA SKIN.
This puppy has so much loose skin he looks like he’s: • melting
• buffering
• slowly sliding off the couch
• wearing pajamas two sizes too big
• auditioning for a role as a Shar-Pei candle
You can literally row into his wrinkles. 🚣‍♀️
Pull an ear? Still more skin.
Lift a fold? Surprise—ANOTHER FOLD.
Gravity is trying, but this dog is committed to becoming a puddle.
Despite his “left in the dryer too long” appearance, he is: ✔️ 5 months old
✔️ sweet
✔️ goofy
✔️ extremely squishable
✔️ still VERY MUCH AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION
If you’ve ever wanted a dog that looks like he’s constantly saying “I just woke up from a nap and don’t know what year it is” — this is your guy.
⚠️ Warning: excessive laughing, face-stretching, and uncontrollable squish attempts may occur.
Message me if you’re ready to adopt this skin-for-days, half-melted legend

12/16/2025

Today we lost my big boy, Zane. He was born into my hands and stole my heart. He would have turned 10 in January. He was an amazing guardian, but loved kids and puppies and was so gentle with them. He's up there running with his parents Harley & RJ, his sister little Harley and his buddy, R***r. 💔

12/07/2025

🚨 WANTED: Two Giant Furry Criminals 🚨
Aliases: “I Swear We’re Innocent” & “It Was the Wind, Mom”
Breed: St. Bernard × English Mastiff (aka Horse-Dogs)
Crimes: Repeated poultry assassinations. Zero remorse. Tail wagging at the scene of every crime.

Y’all…
I have TWO absolute units of lovable chaos who have decided my chickens are part of their “catch me if you can” enrichment program.
One’s running with a chicken like it’s a parade flag.
The other one’s trotting behind like he’s carrying the Olympic torch of doom.
Feathers. Everywhere.
They think it’s hilarious.
Me? Not so much. My chickens? Absolutely not. 🫠🐔💀
My chickens are filing emotional distress claims!

So before I lose the rest of my flock AND my sanity…
I am officially opening applications for a new amazing home for this dynamic duo, no, they do not have to go together!

👉 To any of my past or current puppy owners:
If you’ve adopted pups from me before and want to upgrade to the XL Extra-Deluxe Version, these two are FREE to you — with a simple contract, just to make sure they end up spoiled rotten like they deserve. 💕

They are:
• Giant
• Goofy
• Loving
• Professional snugglers
• TERRIBLE chicken roommates
• Convinced they’re lap dogs
• Available immediately before they unionize and demand benefits

If you’ve got no chickens, a big heart, and maybe a sofa reinforced with steel beams… these two might be your soulmates.

📩 Message me if you’re interested in adopting the world’s cutest poultry-destroying masterminds.

Please help me help them…
…before they help themselves to any more of my chickens 🐾

11/24/2025

I need another dog bed! 😂