The Insomnia Baker

The Insomnia Baker I’m in the business of smiles and what better of a way to produce them than with baked goods? Let me bake your dreams come true 🫶🏻

This one’s for the girls who grew up with Hello Kitty glittered notebooks, every flavor of Lip Smackers, Tamagotchis tha...
06/13/2026

This one’s for the girls who grew up with Hello Kitty glittered notebooks, every flavor of Lip Smackers, Tamagotchis that somehow never survived, and a sticker collection too precious to actually use!

This one was such a fun cake to creat! The vintage heart cakes will forever remain my favorites to make!

Friendly PSA from your local baker:I keep getting asked if I'll be making the viral dot cakes.The answer is no.Not becau...
06/12/2026

Friendly PSA from your local baker:

I keep getting asked if I'll be making the viral dot cakes.

The answer is no.

Not because they're not cute. They're adorable. However, after watching approximately 3588447 videos of people covering cakes in thousands upon thousands of nonpareil sprinkles, I have come to the professional conclusion that eating one would feel like licking a sandy beach while wearing chapstick.

Will I admire them? Absolutely.

Will I scroll past them and think, "Wow, that's pretty"? Also yes.

Will I be making them? Respectfully, no.

I'll stick to cakes that taste as good as they look and don't leave you finding sprinkles in your teeth three business days later.

Respectfully,
The Insomnia Baker

Ps…These are not my photos

This cake feels like sweet tea on the porch, warm blueberry pie cooling on the windowsill, and the kind of sunset that t...
06/11/2026

This cake feels like sweet tea on the porch, warm blueberry pie cooling on the windowsill, and the kind of sunset that turns the whole pasture gold.

Simple things have a way of feeling like home!

Being pregnant and having full control over the dessert menu is a dangerous amount of power!These Fruity Pebbles cakecic...
06/08/2026

Being pregnant and having full control over the dessert menu is a dangerous amount of power!

These Fruity Pebbles cakecicles start with an orange, lemon, and strawberry cake blend, are dipped in white chocolate, covered in Fruity Pebbles, and finished with a white chocolate drizzle.

Do they taste like childhood nostalgia? Yes.

Would I eat an embarrassing number of them? Also yes.

Would you try these?!

There's something so beautiful about a cake that doesn't need to shout to be noticed.Soft. Elegant. Timeless. Just like ...
06/06/2026

There's something so beautiful about a cake that doesn't need to shout to be noticed.

Soft. Elegant. Timeless. Just like the love it's celebrating.

Congratulations to the newlyweds! May you have a beautiful, prosperous, and happy marriage in the years to come🤍

Every love story is different, but the sweetest ones all have one thing in common: two people choosing each other, over ...
05/30/2026

Every love story is different, but the sweetest ones all have one thing in common: two people choosing each other, over and over again!

It was an honor to create this beautiful wedding cake for such a special day. Simple, elegant, and surrounded by blooms, just like the beginning of a beautiful marriage.

Wishing the newlyweds a lifetime filled with love, laughter, grace, and countless reasons to celebrate!!

I know I say this a lot, but I think this one might be my favorite!Look at that face!! 🥹This sweet little Highland Cow C...
05/30/2026

I know I say this a lot, but I think this one might be my favorite!

Look at that face!! 🥹

This sweet little Highland Cow Cake Pop is equal parts adorable and delicious, and I’m still not convinced I could take the first bite. The fluffy hair, the tiny snout, the little horns...just delicious cuteness

If loving Oreos is wrong, I genuinely do not want to be right!This cake is stacked with cookies & cream goodness, loaded...
05/28/2026

If loving Oreos is wrong, I genuinely do not want to be right!

This cake is stacked with cookies & cream goodness, loaded with Oreos, and legally should come with a warning label for emotional support snacking. 🤎

This flavor of cake will always be extra special to me. ❤️This red velvet recipe was passed down from my grandma before ...
05/27/2026

This flavor of cake will always be extra special to me. ❤️

This red velvet recipe was passed down from my grandma before she passed away, and every time I make it, it feels like a little piece of her is still here with me. It’s my favorite cake for more reasons than I could ever put into words.

Soft red velvet, silky cream cheese buttercream, rich chocolate drizzle, and a whole lot of love baked into every layer. Some recipes are more than dessert… they’re memories!

Cranberry orange muffins may not solve all your problems… but they sure make life feel a little softer for a minute!Soft...
05/25/2026

Cranberry orange muffins may not solve all your problems… but they sure make life feel a little softer for a minute!

Soft, fluffy muffins packed with tart cranberries, fresh orange flavor, and drizzled with the sweetest orange glaze. Cozy, bright, and dangerously easy to eat “just one” of.

And personally, these taste like something your grandma would make if she was extra fancy and slightly competitive at church bake sales. 🤭

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