05/08/2026
I Swear 🤦🏻♂️...
U can't make this stuff up Y'all... 🤷🏼♂️
So... On this week's episode of " Why Momma said Get a Real Job.."
So I was headed on one side of the Mississippi River to meet my crawfish farmers delivery guy Early this morning to pick up bout 1400 lb of Yalls Mother days crawfish. As I was halfway there our delivery guy calls me and says " I got bad news brother"...
So I replied trying to be a jokester " Your van broke down ?" 🤷🏼♂️
And would you believe what that cool ass Then said ?? He said " YEP!" 🤦🏻♂️. SMH.🤯...
Now trust me.. It was right about then that there was a battle in an argument between I and myself in my mind at this point.. because trust me.. The easiest thing to do and the back side of my brain just wanted to call every one of my customers and let them know that's probably their best interest to go to Publix and get some crawfish out of the frozen food section This Mother's Day For everyone's mom.. But then I realized that it is Mother's Day weekend and there's a lot of y'all out there that's depending on me to put a little smile on your mother's face at least for one time a year this Mother's Day. So then I slap myself and drowned the back part of my brain that wanted to take it easy way out, and I did what any honorable , adorable, Boss 💪🏼type Shrimp Pimp would do... 🚚🦞 🦸🏻♂️ 👬👭
😁👍🏻 I Whipped this truck around , and saved everyone's Mother's Day... 🎉👏🏻
🫡.
Now because I had to do all this I'm running behind on schedule I will be at my first stop and Andalusia and about an hour. Then I'm going to Opp, Elba, Enterprise, Then Troy, then Luverne, Then Montgomery.
I will get started tomorrow morning around 7:00 a.m. and deliver from Prattville all the way up to Muscle Shoals Alabama.. I will call all my customers when I'm at least 45 minutes to an hour from being in your city so yes I am delivering from Montgomery all the way down to Dothan today. And delivering from Prattville all the way up to Muscle Shoals early tomorrow morning up till after lunch.
Oh yeah one more thing
Yall can Thank Me
Later 🫡
