Escape GOAT Seltzer Cocktails

Escape GOAT Seltzer Cocktails Unleash your wild side with our gang of Escape Goat Vodka Seltzers. This isn't just a bubbly drink; it's the spark to light that inner fire in all of us.

Pop open a can and let your adventure begin! Escape Goat Black Cherry Crush Seltzer - 7% abv
Escape Goat Mango Crush Seltzer - 7% abv
Escape Goat Orange Crush Seltzer - 7% abv
Escape Goat Grapefruit Crush Seltzer - 7% abv

Small town. Big feelings. Cold seltzer.
12/18/2025

Small town. Big feelings. Cold seltzer.

12/16/2025

Make sure the halls are fully decked. 🐐

Pinterest said “decorate with what you love,” so time to get Goated. 🐐
12/11/2025

Pinterest said “decorate with what you love,” so time to get Goated. 🐐

Who needs sugar plums when you’ve got the GOAT of seltzers? Holiday mischief starts now! 🐐🎁
12/09/2025

Who needs sugar plums when you’ve got the GOAT of seltzers? Holiday mischief starts now! 🐐🎁

♐️ Sagittarius season has arrived, and adventure is officially on the menu. Free-spirited, spontaneous, and always ready...
12/04/2025

♐️ Sagittarius season has arrived, and adventure is officially on the menu. Free-spirited, spontaneous, and always ready with an Escape Goat for the journey. Swipe to see what makes Sagittarius the ultimate Escape Goat drinker.

11/29/2025

The citrus classic you can’t escape. Bright, juicy, and easy to love. Orange Crush never misses. 🍊

The goats insisted upon “a more contemporary centerpiece.” Their taste is, admittedly, impeccable.🦃🐐
11/26/2025

The goats insisted upon “a more contemporary centerpiece.” Their taste is, admittedly, impeccable.🦃🐐

11/23/2025

A little tropical, a little tangy, and a whole lot of fun. Mango Crush is your shortcut to somewhere sunny. 🥭

11/21/2025

Reward = the perfect Friday night. 🐐

11/17/2025

Sweet but not too sweet. Tart but not too tart. Black Cherry Crush is your new best friend. 🍒🐐

11/12/2025

Today’s agenda: walk in, grab some Goats, achieve happiness. 🐐

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