06/10/2026
Welcome, rain. We’ve needed you so badly and you stayed away for so long that it’s started to make me really worry.
We take the water you provide for granted, wasting you on things like lawns which do the environment no good at all, and running you mindlessly when we brush teeth and do dishes.
And did you know when it rains is the best day to run your errands? All the crowds stay away so you can get the clutch parking spaces!
Sure, it can be inconvenient and who doesn’t love a sunny day, but all we have to do is shift a little, adjust clothing, and we’ll be OK.