10/11/2026
So this one time I go to new york in some jerk tried to mug me. The next thing I know these ninjas pop up.
And they happen to be turtles. Because\nWhat's stranger than getting assistance from a ninja in new york city than a ninja turtle.
Anyhow, it turns out these dudes are AOK.They took me to their favorite pizza doughnut spot.
All around pies and donuts. Giant pizzas Giant donuts wasn't too bad and these guys really liked it.