03/13/2026
Horse people friendships are a very specific type of chaos.
You can go from discussing trauma, nervous systems, and deep life philosophy…
To debating whether your horse just spooked at a leaf, a ghost, or its own shadow.
You’ll spend 20 minutes analysing a horse’s facial expression like it’s a PhD thesis.
Then another 20 minutes crying with laughter because someone said
“for f**k’s sake Kevin”
to a horse......or to their husband maybe.....who knows.....
The best part?
Half the time the conversations happen while:
• carrying hay nets
• holding a hoof
• standing in a muddy field
• or drinking a mug of f**koffee in a freezing yard.
And honestly…
Sometimes you and your horsey best friend laugh so much you genuinely feel sorry for people who don’t get to hear your conversations.
Because they are top tier nonsense.
Horse people friendships are absolutely the best kind.
Tag your horsey partner in crime 👇🐴💬
