Catboy Ranch

03/08/2024

11/09/2023

We have this little guy up for adoption today!
He has a few behavioural issues such as smearing s**t on the walls of his kennel and refusing to do laundry but he would be a great edition to any home. Well…any home that doesn’t have kids…or other pets…or smokers…or sharp objects.
Okay he’s a lot of work but we’re so sick of him please take him we’ve been trying to get rid of him for months and they just keep bringing him back. We don’t even care what you do with him we just want him out of our hands. WE’RE BEGGING YOU PLEASE.

10/21/2023

The steak dinners at our on site restaurant are to die for!!

10/20/2023

Girls from this country are hot as hell

07/17/2023

I hate this fu***ng job so much every morning I wake up and hope to god the place is burnt to the ground and I cry myself to sleep every night from the stress.
Anyway we’re having a sale on Cat milk all next week! And by sale I mean it’s free just fu***ng take it. I don’t care and I’m not going to stop you. I’m also allowing smoking inside the building as long as you throw your butts on the floor (it’s wood btw)

06/09/2023

We are closing our doors for the next few days. Our intern ruined the staff room and our lunch break.
He’s no longer with us.

06/09/2023

I hate this job. About to end it.

06/04/2023

Spyro still works here stop asking.

05/25/2023

We’re recalling any cat milk sold between May 8th and 16th. The boss just found out that three employees had s*x with each other in that batch.
You wanna know which ones? Fine! It was me and the Cooper Twins!! We fu**ed so nasty. I’m sorry that this is how you find out, Kim, but I’m quitting. I don’t care what happens to the twins, especially not after I walked in on them with Jeff from Accounting. Fire them or promote them or dock their pay! I don’t give a flying f**k.
Working here has been a real blast (NOT!) and I would be glad to never see any of your ugly mugs ever again.
PS...I stole Beth’s stapler and she’s not getting it back.

03/07/2023

It is mating season

02/27/2023

Say hello to our newest catboy

02/10/2023

It’s Tight Taint Thursday. We’ve got a 2 for 1 special down at the ranch.