Howdy Y'all, the Legend of the "Sleepy Alien Rock" ~ A Campsite Story as Told by Jim Spitzer. Like most Yarns, It Goes Something Like This . . .Well Now Kiddies, Gather Around, as I tell you a Story . . .
~ Over the Years, I've Heard All of the Rumors about Aliens Hiding out here in our Beautiful and Tranquil Valley for quite some time now, and I've Heard all of the Tall Stories about an Alien Mother Ship that has Crash Landed just East of the Ranch's Property in our Nearby Mountains, -Kids, as this Silly Legend goes, they said Aliens Crashed here a Long-Long Time Ago, Long before any of you were even Born Yet . . . Now Kiddies, The First Time I Heard about this Alien stuff and the Last Time I heard a few of the Locals Talking About "Aliens" I would Generally say something like, Come on Man, Really? Aliens? Wow, Again with this Aliens stuff . . ?
~ Then one Day, as I was Walking through the Southward Back Trails of the 95' Enjoying my early afternoon Nature Walk, -all the While Pondering over the Details on an upcoming Event, -it was then when I Realized that if I didn't Hurry up and get going that I would be Late to for my Next Event Meeting at the Ranch, -My walk then turned into a Jog, Which then turned into a Run, -I Can't be Late!, I thought to myself, "Shake a Leg"! -And Get Moving Jim!, I said to myself, . . . Kiddies, It was Just then, as I was Picking up Speed and Began Running Downhill on this very same Mountain Road, -Right Here on this Very Same Spot, that We're all Gathered Around Right Now, . . . Is Where It All Happened!!!. . .
. . . I Suddenly STOPPED DEAD N MY TRACTS . . . . COMPLETELY FROZEN IN FEAR! . . . Kiddie's as I stood there, I Looked Up and what I saw with my very own Eyes, -Just a Very Few Short Yards Ahead of Me Was, . . It was, . . . IT WAS SOMETHING NOT OF THIS WORLD . . .
~ It Was a Huge 60 foot tall Alien! WOOOOOOOWIE!!!! His Hands were Behind His Monstrously Huge Head, His Knees were Comfortably Bend, Hummmm, -It Seemed to be Resting???. . . Maybe Catching a Few Zzzzzzzzz, I thought to myself, Wow! Did I Ever Get Lucky! -But wait a Minute Now, can I Escape? I thought Yea, . . .Go for It, . . . I just caught ET Taken a Nap! I took off Running Like the Wind down this very same Road, . . . When BAM! Just then this Huge Shadow Blocked out the Sun Turing Day into Night, -What the Heck Now is Going on now I thought???, And Just Then . . . (The Saga Continues) . . .???
Dear Friends, With a Little Imagination, you and your Troop will see Dinosaurs or a Eagle Nesting, Life Size Farm Animals to Big Scary Sharks or Even a Playful Sea Dolphin or two. . -Its All Just Great Family Fun, and Only Here at the Spizzeri Ranch's 95'