Goatanamo

Goatanamo Goatanamo is a clean, closed, and tested herd of Pygora, Boer, & Saanen goats. Central Square, NY.

12/25/2025

Merry Christmas to the farmers who didn’t get today off from at least one of the jobs they’re working.
This song is mine. I wrote it.
I’m also the one feeding animals before work and doing chores after dark.
Treading Water on a Tuesday Night is for the people who keep going anyway.
If you’re out there doing chores, fixing something that broke, or heading to a second shift, this one’s for you.






Got Eggs?While stores nationwide deal with shortages, shoppers suffer sticker shock, and farmers scare off migratory bir...
06/11/2025

Got Eggs?
While stores nationwide deal with shortages, shoppers suffer sticker shock, and farmers scare off migratory birds, Goatanamo Farm counts our blessings. Available in 18 and 12 packs for $6 and $4 (respectively) at the roadside stand in West Monroe, NY on CR11 between Pinecrest and Grannis.
Remember, just because you can kiss a chicken doesn't mean you should.

Image Credit: Assistant Warden with Microsoft Copilot.

Our high flight-risk wing of Goatanamo Farm is up to full production. We don’t make license plates or hand sanitizer. Ho...
06/08/2025

Our high flight-risk wing of Goatanamo Farm is up to full production. We don’t make license plates or hand sanitizer.
Holding steady at $4 a dozen and $6 for 18 packs. Roadside stand on CR 11 in West Monroe between Pinecrest and Grannis.

Howdy from Goatanamo Farm! Repairs from the winter continue, so apologies for the radio silence. Why, yes! We still have...
05/17/2025

Howdy from Goatanamo Farm! Repairs from the winter continue, so apologies for the radio silence. Why, yes! We still have a few parolees available. Got goats?! DM for details.

Congratulations Thanos (left) and Saphire (middle) on your parole! May you bring existing old timer Gus (right) joy and ...
04/07/2025

Congratulations Thanos (left) and Saphire (middle) on your parole! May you bring existing old timer Gus (right) joy and happiness!
Oh, and laughter to your humans too.

Congratulations Tosca, Tucker, and Tiberius on your parole from Goatanamo's Juvenile Detention Center! May you bring joy...
03/22/2025

Congratulations Tosca, Tucker, and Tiberius on your parole from Goatanamo's Juvenile Detention Center! May you bring joy, happiness, and laughter to your new family!

Coming soon: America's Most Wanted Spring 2025 -
Saanen and Pygora bucklings and doelings.

It's been a chilling, challenging winter in Oswego County, NY. A quote from The Outlaw Josey Wales from Lone Watie (play...
03/01/2025

It's been a chilling, challenging winter in Oswego County, NY. A quote from The Outlaw Josey Wales from Lone Watie (played by Chief Dan George) sums it up. "Endeavor to persevere."
Despite a good 3 feet of snow still on the ground, and a lot of damage on the property, we've been blessed this kidding season.
Many of our juvenile inmates will be available for parole once weaned - with a plethora of Saanen kids unpictured.

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West Monroe, NY
13167

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