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To the four people who sometimes view this page... please accept this special holiday sentiment from our family to yours...
12/21/2023

To the four people who sometimes view this page... please accept this special holiday sentiment from our family to yours. We hope you enjoy it. If you don't, feel free to leave an angry diatribe along with your address and phone number.

A frustrated author's repository of random humor.

11/30/2023

Don’t know about you, but I’m getting fed up with the persistent media-fueled narrative surrounding discrimination. We’ve all been subjected to some form of discrimination during our lives. As a young boy, it was my dream to become a Cosmonaut. Owing to my age, ethnicity, and US citizenship, my access to the Russian space program was systemically blocked. It was a hard reality for me to accept. Did I cry? Probably. But instead of wallowing in self-pity and blaming the government, my parents, or unfair social barriers for holding me apart from the career of my dreams, I played the hand I was dealt and pivoted to my backup plan of becoming a fireman. Looking back, I can honestly say the discrimination I suffered has proved to be more gift than curse, no doubt providing a far richer life experience than I would have enjoyed as a Russian spaceman living under an oppressive communist regime. Discrimination is part of life. Get over yourselves, people!

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06/16/2015

What happens to the "Loser Hats?"
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A frustrated author's repository of random humor.

06/15/2015

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03/07/2015

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08/17/2014

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a Giant Asian Hornet? Floats Like a Butterfly, Stings Like a Giant Asian Hornet. http://ow.ly/ApE84

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08/17/2014

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08/17/2014

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05/29/2014

Newsflash - and Food Network may be corrupting your children! See for yourself @ http://ow.ly/xnWIf

03/14/2014

Are you ready to get sweaty? It's my all new Health Club Survival Guide (for people who hate health clubs).
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