04/01/2026
Matilda (My previously friendly and cute neighbor) really said “woman-owned, veteran-owned… and squirrel-approved.” 🙃👎🏼😤
After I spent ALL weekend roasting batches, this little nut-loving menace chewed straight through my garbage can like it was part of the recipe.
No hesitation.
No shame.
Just vibes for Krazy 4 Nutz leftovers.
At this point, I don’t know if I should be mad… or impressed by her commitment to quality.
Matilda: 1 🐿️
My garbage can: 0 🗑️
My sanity: questionable 🤪