08/06/2026
You heard here folks!
We'll be right back!
After Saturday of course.
๐จ **Temporary Closure Alert!** ๐จ
City News & Brews **and** Market Grill will be closed **this Sunday through Thursday, August 13th.**
During our time away, we'll be doing **exactly THREE** of the following...
* โณ Perfecting our golf swing.
* ๐จ Making some exciting changes for the future.
* ๐ท Listening to *The Greatest Hits of Kenny G* on repeat.
* ๐ด Taking our staff on a well-earned vacation.
* ๐บ Doing the Pepsi Challenge... but with beer.
* ๐ฆซ Heading down to that convenient store in Texas.
* ๐ Undergoing an experimental leg-extension procedure.
* ๐ฅ๐ Kicking off our Pickleball Retirement Home Tour.
* ๐ฎ Traveling the country in search of the world's greatest taco.
* ๐งน Deep cleaning every nook and cranny we pretend not to notice.
* ๐ช Rearranging furniture 17 times until it "feels right."
* ๐ป Testing whether "one last beer" is a scientifically measurable amount.
* ๐ฏ Settling an intense debate over who actually has the best golf game.
* ๐ฟ๏ธ Training squirrels to bus tables (results not guaranteed).
**Your mission:** Guess which **THREE** we're actually doing. ๐
Whoever gets the closest earns absolutely nothing except bragging rights... which are priceless. ๐
In all seriousness, we'll miss you guys while we're gone, and we hope you'll miss us just a little too.
We'll be back **Friday**, refreshed and ready to see everyone again.
**This isn't goodbye... it's just see you next Friday!** ๐ปโค๏ธ