Real life Micro Homesteading with Heather

Real life Micro Homesteading with Heather Small-scale food growing, chickens, and practical homesteading on limited space.

Sharing the real side of homestead life while navigating chronic illness and learning to work with the good days.

I always love it when people say to get that Orchard in the ground, or you should grow fruit trees, without being open a...
08/05/2026

I always love it when people say to get that Orchard in the ground, or you should grow fruit trees, without being open and honest about exactly what that entails! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ

Fruit trees are not easy by any stretch of the imagination, they're also not a guarantee.

Perfect example, pretty much the entire Mid-Atlantic and Northeast lost every bit of fruit from their fruit trees this year with the exception of a handful of varieties of apples. ๐Ÿ’”

We're not getting any stone fruit, no pears, and I think two varieties of apples maybe. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

All of our local orchards are riding it out on berries and vegetables this year and hoping it sustains them!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ข

We have a small Orchard and we have some peaches but we also battle Brown rot and squirrels ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ.
So we might get a handful of them to eat but that's it. And that's after spending gobs of money ๐Ÿ’ฐ spraying them all summer long and in the fall and winter.

Plus there's pruning, thinning, fighting pests and disease. ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿชฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ

It's a part-time job at minimum to keep up with even a 10 tree orchard.

Do you have any fruit trees? ๐Ÿค”
If so, would you do it again, it just shop your local farms and farm markets?

If not, do you have plans to put any in?

About to start my first batch of sauce for the year! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง…๐ŸŒฑI've got my Cutco Cutlery knife that I swear by, sweet tea in m...
08/03/2026

About to start my first batch of sauce for the year! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง…๐ŸŒฑ

I've got my Cutco Cutlery knife that I swear by, sweet tea in my new Disney Parks mug, my awesome non stick Baker's Secret deep lasagna pan and I'm about to throw something on Netflix on my Roku !

Do you make your own sauce? ๐Ÿค”

Make sure you check back later in the week! I will be putting a video together on my process!

Anyone else's house being taken over by their garden? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธSend help! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜…Show me pictures of your garden overflow! Drop y...
08/03/2026

Anyone else's house being taken over by their garden? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜…

Show me pictures of your garden overflow! Drop your pics below๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

08/02/2026

A little info on one of my favorite beans ๐Ÿซ˜:
Cherokee trail of tears

It is a pole bean that is excellent for fresh eating as well as leaving to dry on the vine for dry black beans

***Don't judge me! I look like a hot mess! It was soooo humid ๐Ÿฅต

Recording content was definitely not in the plan today, but I was in the garden and decided to take the opportunity real fast.

07/28/2026

Such great information!

They really are multipurpose aren't they LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚

I keep saying I'm going to try stuffed squash blossoms. Maybe this will be the year?!

If I could just figure out how to keep SVB and squash bugs away ๐Ÿค”

07/27/2026

Lower garden update, pre vacation.
Not too bad for very little attention!

07/27/2026

Wowโ€ผ๏ธ

It's been a Summer! โ˜€๏ธ

Anybody else feeling stretched really thin this season? ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

I promised I would show y'all the reality of homesteading and I am. It's been wild this year and I don't have the energy or the mental bandwidth to keep up.

Dealing with fatigue, significant back issues, chronic hip issue that no one wants to fix. Pest issues, rabbits๐Ÿ‡ and squirrels๐Ÿฟ๏ธ eating seedlings and ripening fruit. Severe heat waves๐Ÿฅต, a newly diabetic dog and a vacation thrown into the mix...

This is how it goes. And meat chickens still needed butchering, weeds still need pulling, sauce still needs making, harvesting and preserving still needs to happen.

You do what you can, when you can!

Holy crap!! This is exciting! All that time away dealing with, well life, and I somehow still managed to get monetized!!...
07/01/2026

Holy crap!! This is exciting!

All that time away dealing with, well life, and I somehow still managed to get monetized!!

Trying to get back to producing content for you guys!

Bear with me! And thanks for hanging in here! ๐Ÿ˜˜

I stumbled across a post just this morning on Facebook from a woman claiming she ate far too many cucumbers and it sent ...
07/01/2026

I stumbled across a post just this morning on Facebook from a woman claiming she ate far too many cucumbers and it sent her to the emergency room and she nearly died. Long story short, it got blamed on bitter cucumbers.

Honestly, there's a lot more nuance to this so I thought I'd clear up a little bit of the confusion so that gardeners don't start freaking out who might not know about what exactly happened here.

๐Ÿฅ’ Bitter cucumbers are real... But it's not as bad, or as common, as you think.

There is a real condition behind this, but the details matter.

It's called Toxic Squash Syndrome, and while it's rare, it's something every gardener should know about.

What actually causes it?๐Ÿค”
Cucumbers, squash, pumpkins, gourds, and melons all belong to the cucurbit family.
These plants naturally produce compounds called cucurbitacins. They are extremely bitter and, in high amounts, can cause severe stomach cramps, vomiting, diarrhea, and dehydration. In rare cases, people have become sick enough to require hospitalization.

Why would a cucumber suddenly become toxic?
Commercial cucumber varieties have been bred to contain little to no cucurbitacins.

Problems usually happen when one of these things occurs:
๐Ÿฅ’ You saved seed from last year's crop and it accidentally cross-pollinated with an ornamental gourd or another wild-type cucurbit.
๐Ÿฅ’ A plant experiences severe environmental stress such as extreme heat๐Ÿฅต, drought, inconsistent watering๐Ÿ’ฆ, or other growing stresses, which may increase cucurbitacin production. This is less common than seed issues but has been documented.

Here's what ISN'T true
โŒ Eating six cucumbers won't poison you simply because you ate six cucumbers.
โŒ All homegrown cucumbers are not dangerous.
โŒ Cross-pollination only affects the fruit you're eating that season.

This last one surprises a lot of people.

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธIf a bee cross-pollinates your cucumber with another compatible plant this year, the cucumber you harvest this season is still genetically the same fruit the plant was going to produce. The concern is the seeds inside that fruit. If you save those seeds and plant them next year, the new plants may express unwanted traitsโ€”including high cucurbitacin levels.

How to stay safe
โœ… If a cucumber, zucchini, or squash tastes extremely bitter, stop eating it immediately.

โœ… Don't try to cook it. Cucurbitacins are heat-stable and cooking won't destroy them.

โœ… If you save seeds, avoid planting ornamental gourds near your edible squash and cucumbers, or hand-pollinate and isolate flowers if you want to save true seed.

โœ… Buy fresh seed every few years if you're unsure about your seed stock.

The bottom line...
Toxic Squash Syndrome is real, but it's also very rare.

The biggest warning sign is simple: If it tastes unusually bitter, don't keep eating it. Spit it out and throw it away.๐Ÿšฎ

Most homegrown cucumbers are perfectly safe and are one of the healthiest things you can grow in your garden. This is one of those cases where a little knowledge goes a long way.

Have you ever bitten into a cucumber or zucchini that was so bitter you couldn't eat it? I'd love to hear your experience. ๐ŸŒฑ

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