10/15/2025
π₯ The Jars of Pain Are Back: Prepare for Regret! π₯΅
You asked for it (and we're still slightly concerned about you): Our famous Super Hot Pepper Jars are almost ready!
Last year's batch vanished faster than a glass of milk after a Ghost Pepper chomp π₯πΆοΈ, so we're gauging interest right now to ensure we can acquire enough Super Hots to accommodate all your wonderfully painful orders.
β οΈ The Official Warning (Read This!) π¨This is not a starter kit. If you think Tabasco is spicy, please back away slowly. These jars are only for the True, Unhinged Pepper Masochistβthe pepper aficionado who truly loves to sweat.
Just so you guys know, Mama Bico thoroughly enjoys watching her husband suffer every time he has to quality control test a batch! π
This batch is HOTTER than the last, estimated to deliver a glorious mix of suffering between 1.0 and 1.3 MILLION SHU per quart! π₯π₯π₯
πΆοΈ The Lineup of Culinary Calamity π
We've packed this jar with some of the hottest peppers in the world. Meet the fire-starters:
* β οΈ Carolina Reapers (Up to 2.2 million SHU)
* π¦ Red & Yellow Trinidad Scorpions (Up to 2 million SHU)
* π« Chocolate Apocalypse Scorpion
* π» White Ghost Pepper (1 million+ SHU)
* π± Assorted Cross Mix of Superhot Misfits and Tiny Terrors
* ...and a brave Orange Habanero for filler (350,000 SHU)
π° The Details (Price is Firm!) π―
* $30 per Quart.
* The Price is FIRM. Inflation has hit everything from the peppers to the canning lids, but we've held our line. If you think this is steep, please check what a single Carolina Reaper sells for on Marketplace!
* Serious Value: These are smaller peppers, meaning it takes far more of them to fill a quart than our regular Hungarian Hots. You are getting your money's worth in fire power! πͺ
Message us ASAP to reserve your jar of flavor and fire! π©
π Location: Cornersburg, OH (Plenty of availability for pickup!)
π¦ Shipping: Available! Contact us for a quick cost estimate!