16/08/2024
3 combos left. (yes, for real, only 3!)
250ml Thick Mild Chilli Sauce (kids love it!)
250ml Thick Not So Mild Chilli Sauce (adults love it!)
R350, includes shipping to the PUDO locker of your choice.
I can't deliver sadly, as I need new brake pads for the scooter, but the PUDO locker closest to me is a brisk 7 minutes walk away, which includes going over a bridge twice ek sê! Just what doctor ordered!
(Guess correctly why I am selling these gorgeous beauties and not keeping them all to myself, and you win a weekend away with my ex mother-in-law and you get a free 125ml jar of delicious Mild Chilli Crunch to either enjoy on your own, or share with the ex-heks, it's up to you.)
Not only will you be making me feel wanted and loved and appreciated by ordering this wonderful assault on the taste buds and senses, but you will also help me getting to a good sweat (as I walk up and down that flippen bridge!) in my quest to loose 200g of body fat.
My heart will also thank you because the cardio of walking is good for me (so my doctor says anyway, but he may just be a sadist, I'm not sure).
Also, Storm, the rescue puppy in the picture below has never been out with me on her leash, and she is "hoendervleis van kwaadgeid" with me because I was traveling a lot yesterday and left her alone for most of the day. As an abandoned, rejected pup when she was rescued a while back, she doesn't handle it very well when I leave for long periods of time.
This will be a bonding moment for us, and help her on her path to forgiveness.
The 1st 3 lucky people to dm me and pay the fees into my account that has the least amount of numerals after the minus sign gets their goodies shipped today. All 3 of you lucky sauce connoisseurs order at the same time, because I don't have the energy or the fitness levels to take on that flippen bridge 6 times ek sê! I'm fat, have mercy!
Go ahead, you know you want this!
That drool around your mouth is a dead give-away! You just can't hide it, I saw you...
Order now, don't delay!
Too late too late will be the cry,
When the man with the chilli sauces has passed you by!
*tips hat*