23/08/2026
Nothing like a bit of nepotism... here my brother Pierre Brouard writes about two impressive pizza eating experience.
Pizzas can be hit or miss, either they have soggy bottoms or their “crisp” bases are reminiscent of a piece of cardboard rescued from a fire. And then of course there are the purists who insist pineapple has no place on a pizza, and anything but a classic margherita is no-no.
Personally, I will eat pretty much anything on a carbohydrate, and pizzas fit the bill for me. Essentially, they are carriers for toppings, and this is where the magic can happen, or the whole affair can be a damp squib, or (in a coastal city) a limp squid.
Two recent pizza experiences gave me great pleasure. I am not a big eater – that phrase “eats like a bird” applies to me. So in both instance the pizzas were shared. This is usually a good test of your rapport with your dining companion, because finding common ground in a time, where the exclusions (no gluten, shellfish, seed oils; or olives in the case of one dining companion) can outweigh the shared dining pleasures, is rare.
The first experience was at the Morningside branch of the Glenwood Bakery (no picture sadly because I wasn’t thinking about writing about this). It was a quiet Wednesday evening and Richard and I shared their vegan pizza, R93. It was very thin and crispy (not burnt!) and the mushroom, guacamole and tomato salsa topping, with a generous forest of coriander, was truly delicious. I don’t quite know how they got it so tasty without any cheese (which often brings a satisfying mouth feel) but it had just the right balance of savoury and tangy. Because we felt so virtuous Richard and I each had our own dessert – a really generous pavlova – and this was a good decision, because it was fabulous. No banks were broken and we went home happy, and separately!
The second outing was to Umdloti, where Tasca Pizza is hidden in a rather non-descript row of holiday homes along the beachfront road. I would describe it as a “hole in the wall” because it’s a sliver of a restaurant, with tables spilling out onto the pavement. Clearly it’s a local favourite because it was pumping over lunch on a non-descript Thursday.
Asha and I had been there about a year ago and because it was my birthday treat (I’ve turned 67 – as I said to another brother, I am on the slippery slope into the burial pit) I got to choose a repeat visit, the first one proving to be a great experience. So, rather boringly, we ate the same (again shared) meal as last time, the Tree Hugger pizza, R160 for a medium, with lashing of veggies: roasted peppers, zucchini, olives, butternut, mushroom, red onion and tomatoes. The base was thin, and crisp isn’t a word that would come to mind, but the whole experience was wonderful, and definitely not boring. Each mouthful a medley of flavours and textures. We also shared a simple salad of cucumber, lettuce(s), carrots, tomato and pecorino shavings, which was a nice counterpoint to the warmly satisfying pizza. R95.
So eating on a budget is possible and you don’t have to compromise on flavour, you just have to choose the right place, and the right companion.
** Tasca Piazza, 31 N Beach Rd, Umdloti Beach,
Call: 031 568 2478
The Glenwood Bakery, 50 Florida Rd, Morningside .
Call: 076 633 2993